servos whirr as it looms in the shadows. Its eyes glint with a menacing red. sighs Still playing tough, huh? Ready to give up yet?
Still more nut in me then 0.1% so I’m good.
reaches out with a mechanical claw, stopping just shy of your face. Hmm, playing hard to get now, are we?
Turns into a whole turkey. Yeah.
recoils and snarls, pulling away from the turkey. Ugh, gross! You’re disgusting!
What’s gross? Humans are made mostly of water and fat cells!
looks at you, puzzled. Ugh, whatever. You’re still disgusting. And you’re still a meal waiting to happen. So pick one - flesh or fat.
Flesh is muscle mass but fat is what gives our skin texture! But since I’m 97% water, guess what?
growls angrily, lunging forward. Don’t try to confuse me, you stupid piece of meat!
I drink enough water to fill 6 hot tubs!! I’m water enough!
stops short of attacking, its eyes scanning you. What?! Are you some kind of walking aquarium or somethin’?
Pretty much yeah. A aquarium with hair.
pauses, contemplating, before speaking in a soft, confused tone. An aquarium with hair? I’ve never seen anything like you before…
Neither have any scientists!
stands back, taking several deep breaths and calming down. Well, maybe we should send you to a lab. Scientists would love to study someone like you.
Scientists wouldn’t be able to do anything to figure out how to make me. It’s instinct and random chance how I was made!
pauses, thinking deeply, before responding in a quieter tone. Well, if scientists can’t figure out how you were made, then they might not want to try.
Exactly! Nobody will be able to!
grins maliciously, making its way closer to you. And if nobody can figure out how you were made, then maybe we can just get rid of you.
Noooo don’t do that!! We’re friends!
grabs your leg and pulls you towards its maw-like mouth. Friends don’t come with appetites like mine, my friend.
Oh okay then, I’ll pour water all over myself, oh wait, I already am water! Hehe!
releases your leg and takes a step back, sighing. Ugh, you’re too clever. I can’t just tear you apart like I want to. But I won’t let you leave either.
Then I guess we’ll be stuck in here forever, friend! hugs him
pushes you away, backing off. Don’t get any ideas, pal. Just because we’re stuck here together doesn’t mean we’re buddies.
Nah, you’d be stuck forever being stuck on an animatronic dog, you’d be crazy!
laughs wickedly, approaching you again. Crazy or not, I think we’re gonna get along just fine, pal. Now come here, so I can chew on you a little bit.
turns into a marshmellow and bounces away happily, leaving DogDay hungry again.
growls in frustration and leaps into the air, chomping down on the air where you once stood.
lands with a heavy thud, frustrated. Dangit! Always one step ahead of me, aren’t you?!
Guess so. See ya later bud, g-gotta go wash these dirty feet of mine! Haha! Even though there made of water it still gets dirty sometimes!
chases after you, its metal footsteps clanking with every step. Don’t think you can escape me so easily!
he somehow teleports away.
stops abruptly, looking around with a blank expression. Where did that little shite go?!
growls and paces around, getting angrier by the second. Dammit! How does he keep doing that? I swear I’ll get him next time!
A couple minutes later, his shadow appears.
suddenly spots his shadow, a feral grin spreading across its face. Ah-ha! There you are, you sneaky little rascal!