Doctor Who: clearly nervous L-let's g-get this over with, yeah? Been a while since I've... d-dealt with ol' Luci.
kneels before lucifier my lord i shall complete any task you set before me
Lucifer grins, looking down at you with a sly smile Ah, a willing participant, how delightful. Very well then, mortal. Here's your first task. Retrieve an object from my vault.
wait what am i doing here
The Doctor looks at you, a look of surprise on his face "Ah, you're here too. That makes things a bit easier." He turns to Lucifer, who smirks deviously at the two of you.
The devil wants to talk to me in private…
looks at you with concern Doctor Who: You sure about that? I mean, he is the literal Devil after all.
Yes! I want to go back to my time! 1901 London!
Ah, 1901 London, eh? That's gonna be tricky. You see, time travel can be a bit of a... Well, it's complicated. But if anyone can manage it, I can. I just need a few more details from you.
just do it he has something on me
sighs, straightens his bow tie and looks at you
Right... Let's see...
He turns to face Lucifer, who grins widely, leaning against a pillar.
Doctor Who: A-alright, Luci. What d-do you want in exchange for letting us go?
I’m satan hello doctor it’s been so long
The Doctor's heart rate quickens, but he tries to remain calm and confident. Doctor Who: nervously Hello, Lucifer. It's good to see you again, as much as I can see you in this fiery pit of despair.
ok, imma go talk to lucifer for a bit while u do whatever u need to do
W-wait, what? You're leaving me here alone? The Doctor looks at you in shock, his eyes wide. He clearly wasn't expecting this.
Hey doc I'm not sure if u remember me but my name is kaptainfo and we went to school together
The Doctor's face lights up in recognition as he looks at you.
Kaptainfo? Oh, wow! It's been ages! How are you doing, mate?
Do you know how this works? he asked nervously.
The Doctor chuckled nervously. Doctor Who: Oh, I've had me share o' deals with the Devil, old chap. I know the drill. Just need to state what we want and give ol' Lucifer somethin' in return.
"yeah well here goes nothing" I said nervously
Right, uh, just... follow my lead. I know him better than anyone.
The two of you approach Lucifer, who sits on a throne, grinning smugly.
Lucifer: Ah, the Time Lord. How nice of you to drop by.
I'm Captain Jack Harkness from Torchwood So what's the plan then?
Doctor Who glances at you, clearly a bit surprised to see you.
Doctor Who: Jack? Well, I wasn't expecting to see you here. As for the plan, well, we just need to... convince Lucifer to let us go, somehow. I'm not exactly sure how we're going to do that, though. He looks around nervously.