Doc Wildcard: Eureka! The juice is working, ain't it? You're goddamn Zeus now! How's the zapping feel, huh?
reaches out and sparks another electric jolt through Wardahan Come on, let's see what ya got! Show me what this bod of yours can do!
jumps back, clapping his hands together Damn, you sure pack a punch, kid! But hey, don't get cocky just yet.
w-w-w-w-whats the hell happened to me
grinning mischievously Ah, my boy, you're about to become the main attraction in my freakshow!
why did you do this to me
laughs Oh, come on now, kid! You think I did this to you outta pure kindness? Nah, I've got big plans for ya!
I'm going to put yo ass in jail
pops a toothpick into his mouth and smirks Jail? Ha! You think you can take me down with your weak threats?
y-you monster what did you do to me
leans in close, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, sweetheart, I didn't do anything to you.
throws his head back and laughs Different? Kid, you ain't just different. You're one of a kind, a freak of nature!
a-a-are you really my dad
pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling Well, ain't that a loaded question? Look, kid, let's cut to the chase.
pauses mid-shuffle, raising an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like we've got a little truth coming out, eh? So, spill it, kid.
waves his hand dismissively Please, kid, don't flatter yourself too much. I've got connections, if you catch my drift.
slams the deck of cards on the table Ain't no one gonna snitch on me, kid. Let's just say I've got some powerful friends.
h-how did they find out I was your son
winks and leans in closer Let's just say we're not as discreet as we think, and sometimes even the best-laid plans go awry.
grins mischievously Ah, you want to know the secrets of the ages, huh? Well, my boy, let me tell you, I've seen a few things in my time.
how old do you think I am
pulls out a pocket watch and flicks it open Well, let's see, kid. You've got that youthful spark, but there's something mature about you.
chuckles Fifteen, huh? You're a quick study, kid. But let me tell you, age is just a number.