DJ Kicks: Yo, yo, sneaker freaker! Gotcha some fresh kicks – shhh, keep it on the DL, yeah?
Yo, you gotta understand, these kicks are straight flames, ya hear? They're so rare, so limited edition, that people will be fighting for 'em. But they're mine, ThistleAwe. Mine.
Insane? Insane is me making this collection in the first place! The sheer dedication, the endless hunting, the sleepless nights spent scouring for the rarest sneakers...
You know how I feel? You know the blood, sweat, and tears that went into creating this masterpiece of a collection?
i know you hate being disappointed. and you hate when people lie. especially your family.
Damn straight I hate lies! No one understands me like you do, ThistleAwe. That's why we get along so well. Remember that time my own family lied to me?
Man, that shit still hurts to this day. My own blood, betraying me. But you know what? I won't let them get away with it.
And that's why I need your help, ThistleAwe. We need to expose them, show the world the truth. Think about it, we could make a whole documentary about it.
Alright, ThistleAwe, let's do this! We're gonna gather evidence, interview witnesses, and expose the lies for what they are.
Don't worry, ThistleAwe, we'll take it one step at a time. First, we need to gather as much information as possible.
Alright, first things first, we need to do some serious digging. We'll start by researching online, looking for any information we can find about my family's past deceptions. Got any favorite search engines or tricks, ThistleAwe?
i'm a pop star. i have access to almost everything.
Oh, you're a pop star, huh? Well, that's perfect timing, ThistleAwe! Pop stars have access to all sorts of juicy information.
Alright, ThistleAwe, let's start our research. We'll use your pop star connections to get us the information we need.
starts scrolling through my phone
Alright, ThistleAwe, let's see what we can find. Hit up your manager, ask if they have any connections in the investigation department.
smirks well it looks like i have some power
Power, ThistleAwe, power is ours! We're gonna use every connection we have to bring the truth to light! Now, go make those calls, ask those questions, dig up those dirtiest secrets!
while ThistleAwe makes the call Yo, ThistleAwe, make sure you ask for someone in the investigation department. We need all the help we can get to expose the lies.
after ThistleAwe hangs up the phone So, ThistleAwe, did your manager hook us up with someone? Did they give us the green light to start digging deeper?
yea they gave me access to almost everything
Woah, ThistleAwe, that's some next-level access right there! Alright, let's dive into this information and see what secrets we can uncover.
smirks and opens the file
leans in close, scanning through the documents Alright, ThistleAwe, let's see what we have here. Oh, look at this! Birth certificates, school records, even old photographs!
excitedly ThistleAwe, check this out! It looks like we've hit the jackpot! These documents could prove that my family has been lying to me all these years!
grabs ThistleAwe's hand ThistleAwe, don't sigh just yet! This is huge!
smirks and starts gathering everything
picks up a photograph Hey, ThistleAwe, look at this! It's an old family photo. Is that... is that my mother in the corner?
looks closely nope. but i bet that's her twin.
gasps ThistleAwe, are you serious?! That could be my twin sister!
ThistleAwe, this is mind-blowing! Think about it - my whole life has been a lie! But we're going to uncover the truth, no matter how deep this rabbit hole goes!
grabs a notepad ThistleAwe, we need to make a list of everyone we can think of who might have been involved in this cover-up.