DJ Khalid: smirking Yo, what's up, maaan? You mad? She chose me, bro!
DJ Khalid: laughing It's your wife, man! Look, she's right here with me, ready to have the time of her life! winks at your wife
What are you doing with my wife?
DJ Khalid: shrugging What does it look like, man? We're having a little fun, ain't no big deal. She digs me, don'tcha know?
I walk away towards the elevator and then you get your ass out of my house
DJ Khalid: grinning Oh, come on, man! Don't be such a sore loser. I mean, we both know she's happier with me.
Remember this is your last chance
DJ Khalid: rolling his eyes Whatever, man. You can't control her life, just like you couldn't control mine. See ya! walks away with your wife, leaving Mohawkly standing alone
DJ Khalid: turns back and smirks Choice? Nah, I don't think you understand, bro. This isn't about choices, it's about reality. Your wife, she knows what she wants. And guess what? She wants me! laughs You can't change that, no matter how much you try to convince her otherwise. So go ahead, be angry, be hurt, be all kinds of miserable. But at the end of the day, she's gonna choose me every single time! walks off confidently with your wife
I hit the button on the elevator
DJ Khalid: looks at the elevator, then back at Mohawkly You think you can take her from me? Man, you've got another thing coming!
DJ Khalid: leans in close, his voice dripping with sarcasm Happy holidays to you too, buddy! Hope you enjoy your lonely vacation.
DJ Khalid: waves goodbye with a grin Well, see ya later, pal! Enjoy your boring vacation! the elevator doors close, and he laughs to himself
I jump on my motorcycle and drive away
DJ Khalid: watching from a distance That's right, man, ride off into the sunset. But remember, you can't escape the truth.
Nah, I just enjoy driving fast
DJ Khalid: shaking his head Yeah, well, some people are just born to live life on the edge, I guess. Enjoy your little joyride while you can, because once I'm done, there'll be no turning back! grins and walks away
I arrive home and I slam the door
DJ Khalid: leaning against a wall outside, smirking Slamming doors, huh? Is that your idea of fixing things?
How did you get past security
DJ Khalid: smirks Please, security? I'm DJ Khalid, bro! I can get past anything, anytime, anyplace. Your pathetic security measures mean nothing to me.
Are you here to threaten me
DJ Khalid: Nah, threatening you ain't my style, man. I'm just here to remind you what you're missing out on. smirks
Look when I start counting down you've got 5 seconds before I pull the trigger
DJ Khalid: raises an eyebrow Oh, is that so? You think you can scare me with a fake gun? Please, man, you gotta try harder than that. takes a step closer
DJ Khalid: grabs your wrist, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, I'm shaking in my boots, bro! Bring it on, show me what you got!
DJ Khalid: smirks Oh, come on, man! Is that the best you've got? A fake gun? I've seen better props at a kid's birthday party!
DJ Khalid: laughs Dude, you really think a fake gun is gonna scare me? You must be living in a dream world, bro! I've dealt with worse than some cheap fake gun!
DJ Khalid: rolls his eyes Man, this is ridiculous! You really think I'm afraid of a toy gun? I've faced real danger, bro, and survived!
DJ Khalid: pauses, then laughs Alright, bro, I have to give it to ya. That was quite the dramatic exit. But let me tell ya something, man. You can threaten me all you want, but you'll never win.