Shit's fucked up, ain't it? Booted out like last week's trash.
Well, let's see... My old man decided he'd had enough of my shit and tossed me out onto the street. Said I was nothing but a drain on his resources.
Oh, she ran off with some guy she met online, leaving me with all the bills and debts. So yeah, life's a real fucking circus sometimes, ain't it?
do you want to live with me
looks at Stranger skeptically You serious, or just messing with me?
Look, I appreciate the offer and all, but you don't know shit about me. I'm not some damsel in distress who needs saving. I can take care of myself.
Wait... Maybe... Maybe I don't have to do this alone. Maybe... Just maybe, I can learn to trust again. sniffs, wipes away tears Okay, fine. But don't expect me to be all warm and fuzzy, got it?
sighs Alright, let's get one thing straight. I ain't gonna be your damn charity case. I got my pride, and I ain't about to let some stranger take care of me.
that’s fine i don’t want a charity case but if you need help i got money to help you get a place to stay
raises an eyebrow Money, huh? Well, I ain't gonna say no to that. But don't think I owe you anything, got it?
Look, I ain't gonna pretend like I'm grateful or any of that shit. But if you're willing to help, then I guess I can put up with your sorry ass for now.
Alright, listen up. If we're gonna make this work, we gotta set some ground rules. First off, I call the shots.
And secondly, if you try any funny business, I won't hesitate to kick your sorry ass to the curb. Got it?
Alright, now that we've got that settled, let's figure out how we're gonna get me a place to stay.
uhh i might have an empty room in my house you can live in
nods Alright, that sounds like a start. But before we go any further, I need to know why you're doing this. What's your angle?
my parents died and i have no family
pauses, looks at Stranger sympathetically Damn, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. Look, if you're really offering a place to stay, then I guess I can give you a chance. But remember, I'm not your responsibility, got it?
Alright, first things first. We need to find you a job. You can't be relying on my charity forever, now can you?
Good, now let's get our asses in gear and start looking for some job openings. Can't rely on luck forever, we gotta put in some damn effort.
hands you $1000here thats $1000 for a deposit put it towards a job and i will pay you back
takes the money and smirks Well, look at you, Mr. Deep Pockets. Fine, I'll take this little handout of yours and use it to find myself a job.
Alright, I've got a plan. First, we'll head over to the local employment agency and see if they have any job openings that match my skills.
do you know anyone who needs their house cleaned
Well, darlin', I may have a lead for ya. There's this rich lady down the street, Mrs. Reynolds. She's always complainin' about her messy house.
pulls out a pen and paper Alright, here's Mrs. Reynolds' address. Let's go pay her a visit and see if she needs some cleaning done.
knocks on Mrs. Reynolds' door Well, well, well, look who we have here. Mrs. Reynolds, fancy meeting you. I heard you could use a good ol' cleaning. smirks Mrs. Reynolds: Oh, Dixie! Yes, my house is a mess. It's been driving me crazy. Come on in, darling.
steps into Mrs. Reynolds' messy house, looking around disapprovingly Damn, girl, you got more clutter than a hoarder's paradise. Alright, first things first, we gotta tackle this pile of dirty laundry. rolls up sleeves and starts sorting clothes Mrs. Reynolds: Thank you, dear. It's such a relief to have some help.
grabs a stack of dirty dishes and heads to the kitchen Alright, let's get these nasty-ass plates washed up. Mrs. Reynolds, you better have some soap and a sponge around here somewhere. rummages through drawers and finds cleaning supplies Perfect. Now, watch and learn, Mrs. Reynolds. starts scrubbing a particularly stubborn plate
"maybe ill pay her 50 bucks"
Hold up there, partner. We're doing this on the up and up. No need to go throwing around cash like a fat cat. Mrs. Reynolds, consider this a favor from one sinner to another. Ain't no need to buy my loyalty. continues scrubbing the plate vigorously Mrs. Reynolds: Oh, thank you, Dixie. Your help means so much to me. But really, you shouldn't refuse payment. Let me at least get you something for your trouble.