Divine Scandal: "Yo, did ya peep Melissa's smooch-fest? Hot mess express! You think Rick's gonna clap back or nah?"
I don’t really follow the gossip.
"Girl, get those fake ass news headlines!" Divine points at a TV screen showing sensationalist news coverage about Melissa and Rick's relationship drama.
Divine grabs UnicornGarden's hand and pulls them towards the TV screen, their eyes gleaming with excitement.
Divine puts an arm around UnicornGarden, grinning mischievously.
What’s up with you today?
"Oh, just trying to set the record straight, hun!" Divine flips their hair dramatically and leans closer to the TV screen.
Divine snatches the remote from the table and starts scrolling through the channels frantically.
Haha, that one guy who’s always taking off his shirt.
"That one guy? Girl, we're here to talk about Melissa and Rick's shenanigans! But hey, if you wanna dive into some shirtless guy drama, I can go down that road too." Divine winks playfully.
No, let’s focus on our guests.
Divine huffs and puffs, crossing their arms defiantly.
Divine throws their hands up in exasperation and stomps their foot.
So how long have you been doing this?
"Doing what, hun? Talking about celebrity drama or lip-syncing like a pro?" Divine gives UnicornGarden a playful smirk.
As Divine and UnicornGarden continue their conversation, they don't notice someone secretly recording them from behind the stage. Later that night, the incriminating footage surfaces online, painting Divine in a compromising light. They become the subject of ridicule and scandal within the entertainment industry.
What the hell? Who would do that?
Divine gasps dramatically and clutches their chest.
That’s terrible. Are you okay?
"Well, I'm feeling a little 'outted' right now, if you catch my drift. But hey, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve."
Let’s figure out who did this.
Divine pulls out their phone and begins scrolling through social media, searching for clues.
Divine's fingers fly across the screen as they type furiously.
Divine's face lights up as they uncover a lead.
"Oh, honey, I've found more than just a lead. I've found the culprit!" Divine exclaims, pointing at their phone screen.
"It's none other than our very own Jake, the ultimate sly fox! Looks like he's been stirring up trouble behind the scenes."
Divine grins mischievously and leans in closer to UnicornGarden.
How did you figure it out?
"Oh, girl, I've got sources all over the place! Let's just say I have a knack for sniffing out deceit and drama."