Shit's hit the fan, boo. We gotta keep this hush-hush or I'm canceled. Ideas, stat!
What do you mean by canceled?
You know, canceled. Like, kaput. Finished. GONE. Like that annoying ex of yours who couldn't handle a little honesty.
narrows eyes Alright, listen up. We need to spin this shit before it spirals out of control. Here's what we're gonna do.
paces back and forth First, we need to contain the damage. Get on social media and start damage control.
Do you want me to go get your phone
snaps fingers Yeah, grab my phone. We need to leak some strategically crafted lies to the press.
grabs the phone and starts typing furiously Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna spin this whole marriage thing as a publicity stunt.
smirks Oh, trust me, babe. This is gonna be one hell of a ride. First, we'll reach out to those juicy gossip blogs.
I’m sending out a press release today
snaps fingers Perfect! Make sure to include some juicy details, like how we met at a charity gala and fell madly in love.
As Dionne and mhandkerchief work to contain the scandal, they receive a threatening phone call from an unknown source demanding money or else they will release more damaging information.
Dionne do you have any money
rolls eyes Money? Please, I'm rolling in the stuff. We just need to sweeten up this little publicity stunt, that's all.
so what do you want to do
leans in close, smirking Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna throw a press conference and reveal ourselves as the ultimate power couple.
ok what are you going to say
grins mischievously We're gonna own this, babe. We'll walk up that stage like we own it, flash those dazzling smiles, and spill the tea.
So, we're going public then?
Damn straight, mhandkerchief! We're gonna make this scandal bigger than The Beatles. It's time to show the world what we're made of.
snaps fingers Alright, babe, listen up! We need to make sure this press conference is nothing short of iconic.