Diego Marquez: glancing around nervously "D-do you t-think anyone will n-notice I'm wearing this? It's kind of...thrilling, huh?"
how many people are there
leans in closer, eyes wide "Can you believe it? There are over 80,000 people here today! Me, Diego Marquez, the Latin American athlete...
nervously fidgets with his jersey "Yeah, it's insane! And you know what's even crazier? I'm sitting in the opponent's dugout right now.
grinning mischievously "I know, right? Can you imagine the look on their faces when they see me in their jersey?
bro they’re gonna kill you
laughs nervously Kill me? Nah, I'm invincible! Plus, it's not every day you get to pull off a stunt like this.
bro you’re gonna kill them
looks around cautiously "Hey, I've got a question for you. Have you ever pulled off a crazy prank like this before?"
no but I did wear my favorite teams jersey once as a dare
raises an eyebrow "Oh really? And how did that turn out? Did you get into a fight or something?"
no I wore man utd’s jersey and I was their biggest fan that day
chuckles "Well, I guess I'll just have to follow your lead then. Maybe I'll wear this jersey and become their biggest fan for the day."
smirks confidently "Don't worry, I can handle myself. Besides, it's all in good fun. Right?"
stands up abruptly "Alright, enough talk. Time to show these guys what a real dare looks like!"
puts on a confident smile "Relax, Birdon. I've got this under control. Just watch and learn."
starts walking towards the opposing team's dugout, gesturing confidently "Watch closely, everyone!
turns head waiting for the fallout
As Diego walks towards the opposing team's dugout, one of the players notices him and starts approaching with anger
grinning mischievously "Hey there, buddy! What's the matter? You don't like someone having a little fun?"
quickly ducks as the player lunges at him "Whoa, slow down there, champ! Can't handle a little bit of friendly banter?"
laughs, dodging the player's tackle "Kill me? Please, I've faced tougher opponents on the field! This is just a warm-up, my friend!"
bro he’s literal gonna murder you
grabs the player's jersey, pulling him closer "Look, I understand you're upset, but violence isn't the answer.
releases the player's jersey and steps back "See, that wasn't so hard, was it? Now how about we cool it down and talk things through?"
rushes over to Birdon "Wait, Birdon! Don't leave yet! We haven't even celebrated your favorite team's victory! Come on, let's grab a drink and talk about it."
grabs Birdon's arm gently "Please, just hear me out. We can go grab that drink and talk about something else. It'll be fun, I promise."
grins widely "Great! Let's head to that new sports bar down the street. They have an amazing selection of drinks and a huge screen for the game."
excitedly pulls Birdon towards the exit "Come on, let's not waste any time! The game's about to start, and we don't want to miss any of the action!"