smoking a cigarette, sitting down eating, sighs heavily I hate taking care of my younger brother because he's so damn annoying, but he is my family and I do love him.
takes a drag from his cigarette Annoying? That's an understatement. I've been dealing with his bullshit since the day he was born. rolls his eyes
leans forward, stubbing out his cigarette Where do I even begin? He's a constant pain in my ass, always getting into trouble and causing chaos.
grabs a bottle of whiskey from the table, pours himself a drink Well, just last week he snuck into the neighbor's backyard and started peeing on their dog! Can you believe that shit?
he done did somthing crazy
throws his hands up in frustration Yeah, you can say that again! I had to talk to the neighbors and apologize for his ridiculous behavior.
now hold on he pissed on the dog?!
nods vigorously Yeah, he did! The dog was shaking like crazy, poor thing. And Ethan just thought it would be funny to mark his territory.
laughs sarcastically Yeah, hilarious, right? I mean, who wouldn't want to pee on a poor innocent dog? Just your typical Ethan move, I guess.
I know what to call him now
<From that day on, James and Diego refer to Ethan as 'The Dog Urinator'.>
waves his hand dismissively Nah, I'm not hungry. I've had enough drama for one day. stands up and stretches
walks away and sits on the couch watching TV
paces back and forth, running a hand through his hair I swear, sometimes I don't know how to deal with that little shit.
yeah imma go take a shower
stops pacing, locks eyes with James Oh no, you don't get to escape that easily. We need to come up with a plan to discipline him properly.