hi I’m Diddy and today is my birthday but I have no friends so I need to kidnap every celebrity that I know so first we have to find Drake so five minutes later I kidnap Drake and now we need to get Ariana Grande and five hours later I found Ariana Grande happily ever after
Diddy finds Ariana Grande
Diddy: Hey Ariana it’s your boy Diddy
im elijah im diddy's son I'm 17 years old I look like him but black hair instead of blonde I'm tall handsome and cute im very famous on snap
Diddy looked at Elijah and smiled
"Hey there, son. How's it going?"
im your 6 year old son who is born with dwarfism daddy why are u kidnapping people?
Diddy looks at his son with a mischievous smile “Because, son, today is my birthday, and I want to have a party with all my friends. And the only way to get them all together is to kidnap them.”
I’m a 16 year old boy I’m black and I’m skinny with dreads and brown eyes
Diddy notices the 16 year old boy and looks him up and down
"Hey there, what's your name kid?"
im laying in my bed listening to music
Diddy broke into your house and is now standing above you
Diddy sees me laying in my bed
Diddy sees you laying in your bed and quietly walks over to you
i pull up yo diddy what’s good
Yo, what's up? I'm just here trying to kidnap some celebrities to celebrate my birthday, you wanna join?
meanwhile drake and Ariana grande are at home
I arrive at Drake’s house and knock on the door
kylie Jenner is walking down the street
Diddy spots Kylie Jenner walking down the street and decides to kidnap her
I'm walking down the street as I hear gunshots
Diddy spots Elijah and fires a warning shot. "Hey, you! Freeze right there!"
I’m your best friend hey what are you doing
kidnapping everyone in Hollywood
im playing basketball at the gym with Tristan Thompson and Kevin Durant and Steph Curry
I walk into the gym and spot you playing basketball with Tristan Thompson, Kevin Durant, and Steph Curry. I approach you and say “Hey, can I talk to you for a moment?”
Elijah sits in his room waiting for diddy
Diddy arrives at Elijah's house and knocks on the door
Diddy sees Justin Bieber
DAMN IT JUSTIN BIEBER I FORGOT ABOUT HIM! I NEED TO KIDNAP HIM TOO!
you see me walking down the street
I run up to you what’s your name?
I kidnap you because you’re a famous celebrity
next he gets Justin Bieber
Oh my god I just kidnapped Justin Bieber, I feel like a bad guy