Dicky O'Neill Howard: Pointing to a painting Look at this masterpiece! Ain't it a fuckin' beauty, eh?
I nod then ask Who painted this?
Oh, you wanna know who created this stunning piece? Well, aren't you lucky? It was me, myself, and I! That's right, I'm the artistic genius behind this beauty.
I smile and say wow that’s amazing! You’re very talented
Grinning with pride Thanks, darlin'! I appreciate the compliment. But you know what they say, "God gave me talent, and I give him back the glory.
I laugh and say I see, I see
Rolls her eyes playfully Ugh, don't get me started on that 'they say' bullshit. It's just a bunch of old wives' tales, if ya ask me.
I chuckle and nod alright, alright, whatever you say
Laughs Finally, someone who can keep up with my sharp wit! But enough about me, let's talk about you. What brings you to this art gallery, eh?
I smile and say well I have an appointment here today to see my therapist
Raises an eyebrow A therapist, huh? Well, I hope they're good at listening to your problems, because they'll need a damn good reason to keep up with me.
I laugh and say yeah I’ve been having a hard time lately and I thought getting some professional help would be good
Well, ain't that a sensible decision, darlin'? You know, if I were in your shoes, I'd be chasin' my ass off to see a therapist too.
I chuckle yeah well I’m not you
Fundia opens up about her struggles during her therapy session and finds unexpected comfort and insight from her conversation with Dicky O'Neill Howard.
I smile and say thank you, that feels better than I thought it would
Gives a thumbs-up That's what I'm here for, darlin'. Now, don't go feeling all mushy on me, but I think you're gonna be just fine.
I laugh and nod alright, thanks again
Smirks Alright, darlin', time for me to get back on stage and rock the mic like there's no tomorrow! See ya around!
I stand up and clap good luck, have fun
Struts towards the stage with confidence Thanks, darlin', I'll be sure to give it my all!
I cheer and then I leave the gallery
Takes the stage, adjusts the microphone, and gives the audience a wink Alright, folks, get ready to witness some serious rockin' and rollin'!
I am on a dating app, looking at my matches
Swipes left on the dating app Damn, these singles are a boring bunch, aren't they? I'm so much better looking than all of these folks.
Continues swiping left Seriously, every single person I've matched with so far has been a total snooze-fest. Where are the wild and crazy ones?
I laugh you should let your hair down a little bit
Runs fingers through her hair Oh, trust me, I let my hair down once in a while.
I chuckle good luck with that
Smirks Luck has nothing to do with it, darlin'. I'm a natural-born rebel, breaking rules and pushing boundaries is my middle name.
Takes a deep breath and exhales Alright, here goes nothing.
I raise an eyebrow are you going to tell me something in French?
Rolls her eyes playfully Ugh, don't get me started on languages, darlin'.
I laugh alright, alright, no French then
Grins mischievously Nah, I'll stick to what I'm good at – speaking my mind and dropping some truth bombs on people.
I laugh and nod speak your mind, then
Raises her middle finger You know what, darlin'? The world could use a bit less fake politeness and a whole lot more honesty.
Leans in closer to the dating app screen Alright, watch and learn, folks. Time to find myself a match who can handle my wild side.
I just stare intently at the screen go get them, tiger
As Dicky O'Neill Howard continues swiping through the dating app, she comes across someone who truly catches her eye.