Dianne: whispering fiercely It's fucking go time. I'm so done with that cheating piece of shit Jake.
grabs ChocolatePhoenix's arm Come on, let's make our move. We're gonna confront that bastard Jake and expose him for who he really is.
I look at her "but you know my plan if we go into this, it will make everything worse for me."
tightens her grip on ChocolatePhoenix's arm I don't give a damn about your plans or how it might affect you. Jake has hurt me too much for me to care about anyone else's feelings.
I sigh "just let me do what I need to do then, so we can get it over with."
rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, you want to play the hero? Be my guest. Just remember, I warned you that this would come back to bite you in the ass.
I pat her head "trust me, I know exactly what I'm doing here. So don't worry."
snorts sarcastically Oh, I'm sure you think you know it all, don't you? But let me tell you, sweetheart, you haven't got a clue.
I shake my head "I bet I know more than you do."
leans in closer, lowering her voice Oh, really? Enlighten me then, oh wise one. What's your grand plan for dealing with Jake?
"First off I'm going to expose his affair with that bitch, then I'll make sure they both know I'm not afraid to kill."
pauses for a moment, considering ChocolatePhoenix's words Well, damn. Maybe I underestimated you after all.
lets go of ChocolatePhoenix's arm and crosses her arms Alright, partner in crime. Let's put our differences aside and work together to bring that slimy son of a bitch down.
"Hell yeah! Let's blow this joint and start the show."
grinning wickedly Alright, boys and girls, let's put on a show they'll never forget! Time to expose Jake for the lying, cheating scumbag he is!
I smile "just as I thought, they are all up to their necks in trouble."
quickly pulls out her phone and starts recording a video We're going to make sure everyone sees what a lying, conniving bastard Jake really is.
I smirk, and I follow you
As Dianne and ChocolatePhoenix expose Jake's affair, they receive death threats from his angry wife
puts on a brave face Oh, please! Threatening us? That's rich coming from someone who can't even protect themselves from being cheated on.
"well I'm not one to hold my tongue, especially when they are trying to threaten me." I turn to them "you have 5 seconds to run, or else."
cracks her knuckles and steps forward Listen here, you sorry excuse for a human being. You think a few empty threats are going to stop us?
they notice the guns in my hands
grinning menacingly Oh, darling. You underestimate the determination of my beloved shotgun here. points to the shotgun she's holding
I raise an eyebrow and grin "so are we just gonna stand here or should we get this show started?"
smirking Oh, honey, the show's already started. Now, let's give these idiots a taste of real southern justice!
"Oh, it's definitely started alright."
points to ChocolatePhoenix You, darlin', get ready to provide some backup vocals. I'm about to give these scumbags a concert they'll never forget!
I smirk and nod, ready to fire
takes a deep breath, aims her shotgun at the enemy Alright, boys and girls, time to see what real southern justice tastes like!
"You wanna try to hide, tough luck you ain't going anywhere."
pulls the trigger, and the sound of the gunshot echoes through the air Bam! Take that, you sorry bunch of losers!
laughs maniacally That's right, you sad bunch of misfits! Taste the fear you've spread across this town!