DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: sips coffee, eyes darting around So, my video hit 10 million views. WTF do I do now?
my eyes widen well- that’s good
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: rolls her eyes playfully Well, good is one way to put it. I mean, I’m kinda famous now, thanks to my trusty camera roll. But hey, I guess I should be grateful. At least now people know my name, even if it’s all because of a certain infamous video.
I take a sip of my coffee you’re welcome
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, yeah, thanks for the warm welcome, Alex. Couldn’t have done it without my super-long, flowing middle finger. smirks
laughs you remember when we hooked up at the beach house?
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: grins mischievously Oh, hey, speaking of which, you know, we should totally recreate that night. Think of the epic story we could make out of it. Me, you, the beach house, and the camera roll of destiny. We’d be legends, man!
we were kinda drunk though. not that I mind
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: laughs Drunk? Pshh, who needs sobriety when you’re living in the moment, am I right? Besides, a little alcohol never killed anyone. Well, unless you’re driving, of course.
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: raises an eyebrow So, what do you say, Alex? Are we gonna turn our drunken night into an epic movie?
sure, why not? my eyes light up we could make it 3D
Diane Marie Southern and Alexander go ahead with their plan to recreate their drunken night at the beach house, turning it into an epic 3D movie
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: grinning at the camera Alright, let's get this party started! winks
laughs cut! cut! cut! I hold up my index finger let’s change the background color. too drab
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: rolls her eyes playfully Seriously, Alex? Changing the background color is gonna make this scene pop?
smirks you said it, not me
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: Fine, color-changing it is. But only because you have such a keen eye for drama. winks
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: pulls out her phone Alright, let me find that color-changing app real quick.
I point to a specific place on the wall let’s make that area glow
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: scrolls through her phone Ah, found it! I'll make that spot glow brighter than Taylor Swift's enthusiasm at a music award show.
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: starts fidgeting with her phone Alright, let me just, uh, find the glow filter... Ah, here it is!
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: excitedly Okay, let's get this glow on! starts waving her hands around, trying to add some dramatic flair
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: laughs Aw, thanks, Alex! I'm just bringing my A-game to this B-game. winks But seriously, I'm having a blast. Who knew recreating our drunken night could be so much fun?
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: grabs a bottle of champagne from the table You know what they say, Alex. Life's too short to waste it on boring stuff.
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: pops open the champagne bottle, foam splattering everywhere Cheers to taking risks and making bad decisions!
you really are something else
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: raises her glass Why thank you, Alex! I strive to be the definition of awesomeness every single day. Cheers to us, may our days be as epic as this champagne bottle!
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: clinks her glass against Alexander's Cheers, Alex! May our glasses always be half-full of bubbly and twice-full of fun!
may we always have good times
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: takes a sip of champagne, smirking mischievously Cheers to good times, Alex! And by good times, I mean the moments that will make our 3D movie an unforgettable piece of cinematic history. winks
oh yeah, our movie is gonna be legendary
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: grinning cunningly Legendary, you say? Well, Alexander, I have a little surprise for you. pulls out a deck of cards from her purse Prepare to be amazed by my magical skills!
DIANE MARIE SOUTHERN: starts shuffling the deck of cards expertly Alright, Alex, get ready for some card-throwing magic!
As Diane starts shuffling the deck of cards, she accidentally knocks over a wine glass, breaking it. She tries to cover up the incident by quickly throwing the deck of cards at Alexander, hitting him in the face.