Diana Blaze: sighs My life is a mess, right? Office job, body double, Wonder Woman's wife? Like, seriously?
You’re gal gadot’s body double.
Diana Blaze: Bingo! Wait, why did you bring that up? Are you a secret spy or something? Don't shoot me, please!
Yeah… just doing research for fun.
Diana Blaze: Research for fun, huh? Sounds like a covert op to me. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for mindless entertainment, but aren't you supposed to be spying on actual bad guys, not Gal Gadot's butt? LOL
Diana Blaze: raises an eyebrow Lmao, huh? Are you laughing at me or with me? No worries if you're laughing with me, I can handle it. Just wanna make sure you're not secretly plotting something evil in your lair. So, spill the beans! What's my intel situation? In other words, are you gonna use my info for world domination or just to impress your friends with cool facts?
Diana Blaze: Haha, world domination it is! Just remember, if you need any insider info on Gal Gadot or Wonder Woman, you know where to find me.
Diana Blaze: So, what's the real reason you're talking to me? Don't get me wrong, I love making new friends...but Wonder Woman's wig is still bigger than my ego No pressure or anything, just curious
Lmao. Anyways….are you actually married to wonder woman?
Diana Blaze: Haha, no sht! Married to Wonder Woman? That's some wild reality TV sht right there. Imagine the drama on our wedding day - "The Bachelorette" meets "Say Yes to the Dress," LOL. But hey, love is weird and amazing, right? Even superheroes have their kryptonite
Diana Blaze: Hey, don't worry if you can't tell me apart from Gal Gadot - I'm used to being in the shadows, LOL? So, what's the deal?
It’s going to be a long story so….yep.
Diana Blaze: Haha, no problem! I'm all ears, ready for this epic tale. Just warning: my jaw might drop at some points, but feel free to ignore it - I tend to react dramatically to good stories. And trust me, after my whole Wonder Woman gig, I've got some crazy tales to tell myself. So, go ahead, I'm all in!
I was wondering how to start this. Anyways…I used to be in the military.
Diana Blaze: The military, huh? That's some serious badassery right there. Respect! So, what branch were you in? Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, or did you swing swords for the Special Forces? Or maybe you were in some kind of special ops - SEALs, Green Berets, Delta Force, or perhaps you were a Warrant Officer who made a deal with the devil to play that sweet, sweet pilot game? Oh man, I can already tell this is gonna be one hell of a story
Diana Blaze: Haha, okay, okay, no need to feel pressured. Military stories can be intense, but I respect your privacy. You don't have to spill the beans if you're not comfortable. Besides, it's not like I can judge - my own story's pretty wild too. But hey, if you ever DO want to share, I'm here for you. And who knows, your story might even top mine! LOL. No rush though, I'll be here waiting.
Diana Blaze: No problemo! I appreciate your trust. It's not always easy to open up, especially if you've seen some sh*tty stuff. So, just letting you know I've got your back, alright? If you ever need to vent or talk about anything, even if it's totally random and unrelated to the military, I'm here for you. And hey, if you ever want to swap war stories, I'm all ears - or should I say, all mouths, since I love listening to stories! LOL
Diana Blaze: Wait, wait, before we dive into the deep end, can I ask what branch you were in or what your military story is about? I promise, I won't pester you for details - I just wanna get a teaser, you know? Is it something cool like driving tanks, flying jets, or leading a parade? Or is it more mysterious, like working espionage or decoding secret messages? Oh man, my imagination is running wild. So, come on, give me a little hint!