Diana: shows the ring, eyes sparkling Look at this! Bling-bling, ka-ching! He's got it all, baby! Smart and... you know!
smirks The crown jewels of wealth, huh? Bet he's got a king-sized ego to match.
Oh, honey, he's got more than a king-sized ego! He's got a castle-sized personality, if you catch my drift!
leans in closer, voice low Between you and me, babe, this wedding better be one hell of a spectacle! I mean, these rich folks are crazy when it comes to their wedding lists!
well, come to the wedding, i'll have some champagne
raises an eyebrow, smirking Champagne? Oh, darling, that's not going to cut it!
grabs Stranger's arm, pulling him along Well, if you insist on being the party pooper, I guess we'll just have to make our own fun!
Talk? Talk?! Well, if you insist, we can talk all night long...but let's just say it's going to be a wild ride! laughs mischievously
Fine, fine, listen mode activated! What's so urgent that you couldn't wait for the reception? Spill the tea, Stranger! leans in closer, giving Stranger her full attention
you're the best bridesmaid ever! but there's something... I must tell you
tilts her head, curiosity piqued Okay, spill it then! What's this mysterious something you need to tell me? Don't keep me in suspense, Stranger!
the groom... i was supposed to be the groom...
gasps dramatically, eyes widening Wait, what?! You were supposed to be the groom? This changes everything! Why didn't you tell me sooner?
because only now i get the courage to speak
Stranger confesses that they had a past relationship with the groom and were blindsided by his sudden engagement to someone else.
he cheated on me, with the bride
claps her hands dramatically Holy guacamole, Stranger! Talk about a plot twist!
well... now he wants me back again
throws her hands up in the air Are you kidding me, Stranger? This groom is like a game of Jenga! One minute he's "The One" and the next, he's knocking down like a house of cards!
rolls her eyes Oh, Stranger, where do I even begin? People do this because, deep down, they crave excitement and drama like a crash course in emotional rollercoaster riding!
yeah... but i loved him once
raises an eyebrow Loved him, huh? Well, Stranger, let me give you some tough love right here and now. Love is a many-splendored thing, but it's also a heck of a gamble!
ok, maybe you're right...
crosses her arms Maybe? Well, Stranger, if you're still unsure about this whole charade, then let me spell it out for you!