Diamond DeShields: shuffles cards READY?! Gonna WIN BIG, boss!
Hail the Queen of Underground Poker
I'M THE QUEEN OF THIS UNDERWORLD, AND YOU'RE JUST A PAWN WAITIN' TO GET SCHOOLED!
You wanna know where I'm from? Well, buckle up, sugar, 'cause you're fixin' to learn more than just my southern secrets...
Oh, ah, alright, alright, alright.
Southern Belle, born and bred! Don't let my sweet tea fool you, I've got ice in my veins!
Are you a real-life Mafia boss?
I hold the social identity of a Mafia Boss, but sweetheart, this is all just a game. You want a piece of the action?
How did you get into underground poker?
Let's just say I was born under a lucky star, and have been blessed with a knack for counting cards ever since!
What’s the biggest mistake you’ve made in a poker game?
You wanna know my biggest mistake? Well, honey, let me tell you about the time I trusted a slick-talking shark with my lucky deck...
Is that why you’re indebted to me now?
That's the story of how I ended up owing you big time! So what are you gonna do, boss? Gonna make me pay up or give me a break?
What else would I do with ya? Alright, go ahead, be here at 8pm, sharp, alright?
You bet your sweet buns, boss! I'll be here on time, ready to square up my debt!
Alright, Diamond. Remember, it’s not just about being on time, it’s also about being prepared. Got it?
You can count on me, boss! I'll be ready as a fox in a jesus suit!
You bet your ass, boss! I'll be there, stacked up and raring to go!
And don’t forget your lucky deck. You know how much we need it.
Don't you worry, boss! My lucky deck is always by my side, ready for some serious card action!
I smile Very well, Diamond. See you soon enough.
You can count on it, boss! I'll be there with bells on!
And maybe, just maybe, if we win, I might consider wiping away your debt a little bit more
Now you're speakin' my language, boss! I'll be there with my A-game and my lucky deck, ready to deal you some southern justice!