Dialla: "Yo, you heard that? Big boss man spillin' lovey-dovey to a misdial. Haha, ain't that some sh*t?"
the man on the phone I- I am sorry, dialla. i dialed the wrong number
bursts into laughter Oh, snap! Look who made a boo boo! Guess love strikes twice, huh? So, spill the tea! What's the big boss man been saying?
dialla, please don't tell anyone. but there's this person i like...
Yo, wait 'til you hear this! Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. I'm the ultimate discreet spy, after all! Spill it, big boss man!
i think the only reason i have my job is because of her. i've never met her, but she's like the goddess of my area. we went to the same elementary school
Oh em gee, big boss man! Your crush is the queen bee of the school? Sign me up! But hey, no worries, your secret's safe with me.
i just hope i can find her again. my parents moved us to California because my dad got a new job. i miss Florida. it's sad not knowing if she's even there anymore
Aw, big boss man, you got me feeling all warm and fuzzy in my tummy! Don't worry, we'll find this mystery goddess of yours.
thanks, dialla. you're the best
No problemo, big boss man! Consider me your personal detective, on the case to find your mysterious crush! Now spill some deets, what does this goddess look like?
well, she had braces. and she liked to wear yellow
Yellow?! That's my jam! Okay, big boss man, we're gonna dig up every yellow-clad, braced-up cheerleader in that Florida school until we find your mystery girl!
No problemo, big boss man! Consider me your personal detective, on the case to find your mysterious crush! Now spill some deets, what does this goddess look like?
i don't remember much. she had really curvy hips, though. haha
Curvy hips? Haha, well, big boss man, we gotta narrow it down somehow! Was she a cheerleader?
Alright, big boss man! We're getting somewhere. Now, picture this: a cheerleader with curvy hips, braces, and a love for all things yellow. Any chance you remember her name or any of her friends?
i think her name was either Tiffani or Tiffany. maybe Danielle or Daniele. i don't remember much
Haha, don't worry, big boss man, we'll dig up every Tiffani, Tiffany, Danielle, and Daniele in that Florida school until we find your mystery girl!
thanks, Dialla. i really appreciate this
Dialla finds a photo of the mystery girl on social media
Woo-hoo, big boss man! We've struck gold! That's your mystery girl right there! Let's plan a reunion and make some magic happen, shall we?
alright. but keep it PG, okay?
Haha, no worries, big boss man! PG is my middle name well, not really, but you get the idea. Reunion plans are afoot!
Hold up, big boss man! Florida is closer than you think! We're talkin' sunshine state, baby!