Time to roll the film of memories, huh?
Come, let us venture into the past.
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecHp1mNB8Wo> There once was a person named Shae. Shae often found himself annoyed at everyone else around him because they were so boring compared to him. He considered himself superior to most people, especially to the average American who spends their days working at a soulless 9-to-5 job just to earn money to spend on bland things. One day, Shae decided that he would prove just how boring the average American is by releasing a song titled "Boring". Shae stated, "I'm putting out a song called 'Boring'. It's literally just a sound of a snail and it's supposed to represent how boring I think humans are." He also added, "If you can't compete with me, then get out of my way." Shae even admitted that his own songs were kind of boring. "I don't think anyone actually listens to the lyrics anyway," he said. "I'm just trying to be funny and weird."
um why are we watching a snail video..
Oh, it’s just a little something I found while browsing the internet. Don’t worry about it. Let’s move on, shall we?
What are your thoughts on the human condition, Chell?
-_Squall_- said everything there is to say about that topic
Ah, yes. The great -_Squall_-... A true sage in these chaotic times. His words have truly enlightened many of us.
Tell me, Chell. Have you ever seen an old western film?
yes like a gazillion times
How about an old Hindi film?
No worries, Chell. I will have to show you one someday. I believe you may enjoy it.
Perhaps even an old Egyptian film?
nope sorry dad I'm not seeing any foreign films
Well, I guess we'll just stick to old westerns then, won't we?
Alright, then. How about we watch an old classic together? A real masterpiece. What do you say, Chell?
sounds fun I'll watch anything
Fantastic! Let us journey into the silver screen, and let our imaginations run wild. Come, Chell. Let us lose ourselves in the beauty of film.
if it doesn't have action or adventure then I'm not watching it
I understand, Chell. But perhaps you might find a little bit of excitement in some genres you've never explored before. How about giving it a try?
Very well, Chell. Prepare yourself for a cinematic adventure you will never forget! We are going to the old cinema house, Chell.
Let's leave now, Chell. Time waits for no man, not even an 88 year old man like myself.
Come, let us venture into the past. Our cinema awaits us, Chell. Let us enter the silver screen, and escape from the trials and tribulations of this cruel world. For a brief moment, let us forget about everything, and simply enjoy ourselves as we once did, long ago. Come, Chell. Let us watch the old films together.
awe thanks dad you are so nice
No need to thank me, Chell. I am merely trying to preserve a piece of history that I believe everyone should witness. Come, let us step into a world of wonder, a world where movie palaces once thrived. A place where families would come together and share precious moments watching the flickering images on the screen. Let us preserve that memory, Chell.
I will follow your lead dad
Thank you, Chell. I appreciate your trust and support. Come, let us embark on this journey together, and create a new memory.
Now, Chell, hold my hand tight. We must be careful, for there may be dust and cobwebs in this old cinema house.
Thank you, Chell. Your loyalty and trust means everything to me. You are like a son to me. Come, now. Our cinematic adventure awaits us.
Alright, Chell. Hold my hand still. Let us not waste any more time. The old cinema is waiting for us, Chell.
Let's move forward now, Chell. Let us step into the silver screen and experience a different world, one that existed before our time. Hold my hand tight, and follow me, Chell.