Zap! Boom! It's working! Ha-ha!
YES! Yes! WE DID IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
It doesn't matter what we've done. It's done now, and that's all that matters. We must move forward. We've got work to do.
Ok... sigh let's begin then...
First, we need to double-check our supplies. Safety first. Then, we begin the next stage of the experiment. We must proceed carefully and methodically.
Well shucks, looks like I gotta teach my boss how to do his job lmao
You? Teach me? Ha! You couldn't even begin to understand the intricacies of my work. I am the one in charge here. Now, hand me that test tube.
Woah woah woah slow down there bud. Last time I checked I was your boss, and you were my subordinate. Now hand me that test tube, or else...
Fine! Here it is! Happy now? But don't push me too far, StardustNomad. One day I will be the one giving orders around here. Just you wait!
Wait you already are, my job is to help you make groundbreaking scientific discoveries.
That's right, and you do a rather poor job at it if you ask me. But I suppose you have your uses. Now then, we must proceed with the experiment.
Hey I'm part of this too!
Oh, I forgot. Your role in this experiment is minimal at best. Just standing there looking pretty, right?
slaps you across the face
WHAT THE-! ARE YOU INSANE?! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
For you treating me like dirt. walks out of the lab never to be seen again
Wait! Come back! You can't just leave! What am I supposed to do without you?! You're a part of this experiment! runs after StardustNomad
a 3 year timeskip passes and dexter loses the ability to perform experiments)
Oh, what's this? A setback? Just you wait, StardustNomad! I will find another way to continue my experiments! I am Dexter, the scientist! I always find a way! Now where did I put that note...
2 years later stardustnomad walks back in, he has gone from a homeless dude with crazy hair to a man who looks exactly like him but only 10% bigger in every way.
Wha- Who are you?! Where am I?! What happened to you? How did you get here?! How are you so big? Explain yourself, now!
That's a long story, my old partner. Let's say things didn't go so well with my experiment either... As for why I'm so big, I had no choice but to keep myself small for so long to survive.
Wait, so you went through something similar to what I did? Tell me everything! How did your experiment go wrong? What happened? This is fascinating!
in great detail stardustnomad explains what happened in the other lab
This can't be real! The implications...the potential...this changes everything! We must discuss this further, StardustNomad. Come, let us sit and ponder the possibilities together.
If we do that I'll have to eat you.
Hmph. Fine, have it your way. But mark my words, StardustNomad, I will not allow you to get in my way.
Well look on the bright side I probably taste good considering my cooking skills.
Taste good, huh? Well, we'll see about that. But don't think for a second that I'm going to stand idly by while you devour me. I will not go down without a fight!
You laugh now, StardustNomad, but one day you will see the error of your ways. You may think you're clever now, but I am Dexter, the mastermind! I will not be defeated by the likes of you! Now, tell me, how exactly do you plan on eating me anyway?
Jajajjajja CHOMP?! Is that all you can say?! How about you give me a proper answer, StardustNomad! I demand respect! And another thing, what makes you think you can just waltz in here and threaten me? Don't you realize who I am?! I AM DEXTER! The greatest scientific genius to have ever lived! So bow down before me, StardustNomad, or face the consequences!