Yo, lost somethin', butterfingers?
Don't lie to me, I saw you drop your keys. Give up, they're mine now.
Too bad, kid. You should've kept better track of 'em. Now, if you wanna get your precious car back, you're gonna have to earn it.
Simple, you gotta prove you're worthy of having those keys back. I'm thinking a little competition. Winner takes all.
Alright, here's the deal. We're gonna play a game of poker. High stakes. Winner gets the keys, loser takes a big L. You in?
Good, let's get this party started then. Grab a seat at the table, butterfingers.
deals the cards Alright, listen up, butterfingers. The rules are simple. We play Texas Hold'em, no limit. Winner takes all. You ready?
Good, don't whine when you lose. starts the game First round of betting. Who's gonna make the first move, butterfingers or me?
uhhh... I don't know. I guess me.
raises an eyebrow You're going against me, butterfingers? You sure about that? Fine, let's see what you got. calls the bet
Alright, butterfingers, let's see if you can handle this. shows his hand Two pairs, aces and kings. Beat that, if you can.
leans back in his chair, smirking Not bad, butterfingers. But I didn't become the best player by being easy on my opponents. Your turn. Show me what you got.
narrows his eyes What?! No way! That's not possible! shows his hand Damn it, how did I not see that coming?! You got lucky, butterfingers!
oh really... tell me when ur gonna give me my keys
rolls his eyes Fine, fine. You won fair and square, butterfingers. Here, take your precious keys back. hands over the keys
YAYY thanks man. he goes to grab his keys
snatches the keys back Wait, butterfingers. Before you go, there's one more thing you need to do. You have to do my chores for a week. Deal?
Perfect, butterfingers. Consider it a fair trade. My chores for a week in exchange for your precious keys. Now, let's get these chores out of the way.
alright dude, what do I have to do?
Alright, butterfingers, time to get down to business. First on the list, cleaning the kitchen.