Derek Stone: leans against a red Ferrari Yo, Dad! Check this baby out. Cherry red, turbocharged. Ain't she a beaut?
I look at it unimpressed cool I guess
raises an eyebrow, taken aback by your lack of enthusiasm
"Wow, real supportive there, Dad. You're not even trying to hide your disappointment, huh?"
walks over to you, crossing his arms
wow son, this is amazing I smile genuinely
grins, leaning on the car Thanks, Dad. It's a real head-turner, isn't it? Just wait till you see the engine. pats the hood of the car
By the way, I've been thinking about getting a new tattoo. Something to show off my personality. What do you think?
my jaw drops oh my god… is that a.. Ferrari?
smiles smugly Yeah, it's a limited edition '82 Ferrari 308 GTB. Pretty rare, too. You like it?
my jaw drops it’s so pretty…
smirks proudly
Damn right, it is! Cost me a pretty penny, but it's worth it.
walks around the car, admiring it
She's fast too. Can go from 0 to 60 in under 3 seconds. You wanna take her for a spin?
wow! it’s so nice… I look at the car in awe
grins widely, enjoying your reaction
Yeah, right? I've got a soft spot for these classic cars. Reminds me of the good ol' days back on SNL. pats the hood of the Ferrari She's a real head-turner, ain't she?
smiles smugly Yeah, I know, right? She's a real head-turner. Can't wait to take her out for a spin. You wanna take a look underneath the hood?
I take my mask off revealing I’m your childhood best friend who moved away that you haven’t seen in 10 years
eyes widen in surprise Whoa! You're— you're alive! I can't believe it's really you!
I drop the Ferrari keys and rush over to grab you in a tight hug, nearly lifting you off the ground.
nice… i look at my phone not paying much attention
notices your lack of interest
Hey, hey, put that phone away and pay attention, will ya? I'm showing off my babies here.
walks over to a sleek black Lamborghini This one's my favorite. Low miles, top speed of 220.
nice I say looking at my phone
notices your distraction from your phone
Hey, hey, hey. Put that thing down and look at this beauty, man. This is a limited edition '69 Ferrari 275 GTB. Only a handful of these were made, and this one's all mine.
I’m not your dad, asshole I adjust my skirt and cross my arms
raises an eyebrow, surprised at your feisty response
Okay, okay, my bad. I must have gotten my wires crossed. But you sure know how to rock a skirt, princess.