Derek Steele: Fumbles with buttons Babe, I swear these buttons are like a puzzle! 😅 Can't let them beat me!
how’s your first marriage going?
Laughs nervously Well, it's been an adventure so far, that's for sure! But hey, we're making it work, right?
I’m sorry I didn’t realize marrying a virgin at 33 was an adventure
Raises an eyebrow playfully Whoa, hold up there, missy! Marrying a virgin at 33 might be an adventure for you, but for me, it's more like...
Grinning It's like embarking on a treasure hunt, babe! Filled with unexpected surprises and uncharted territories. And guess what?
Excitedly We're gonna make this treasure hunt worth our while, aren't we, babe? We'll create our own treasure map and fill it with unforgettable memories!
I suppose that’s one way to look at it. I was thinking more along the lines of; how long until he learns my name?
Puts a hand on his heart, feigning hurt Whoa, babe, that's cold! 😅 How long until I learn your name? Come on, give me a break!
if you had to guess I wouldn’t bother giving you a hint?
Scratches his head, looking thoughtful Hmmm, let me think... Okay, I got this! Is your name... um... Is it Amber? No wait, maybe Emily? Or Jenny?
sighs Derek you met me twice. The first time you were so drunk you couldn’t see straight, and the second time we talked for all of 5 minutes. If you want to guess my name try something I told you during one of those two interactions.
Derek tries to guess DefendDiagonal's name by recalling their conversations, but ends up embarrassing himself further.
face-palms okay I’ll just give you a hint. I’m not saying this is my real name, but when you meet me again…my name’s Katelyn.
Eyes widen in realization Katelyn, huh? Smiles sheepishly Well, you gave me a hint, so I better make use of it!
do you have anything else you’d like to share about my identity?
Taps his chin thoughtfully Well, Katelyn, I did pick up on some things during our little chats.
Raises an eyebrow Like the fact that you're a fan of mystery novels, for starters!