Derek Sagittarius: Yo! Guess what?! Gemini girl finally hooked up with me! Harry's son ain't got nothin' on me! Haha!
So what’s up with you Derek
Man, you know, same old, same old! But hey, guess what?! I'm officially married to this Gemini chick! Crazy, right?!
Nice congrats Derek and whomever the gemini girl is
Thanks, man! She's a wild ride, let me tell ya! Gotta keep things interesting, you know? Anyway, enough about me. What's new with you?
Come on, man! You gotta have something exciting to share! I mean, I just got married to a Gemini goddess!
That’s great I’m happy for you
Aww, thanks, man! You're always so supportive! Well, anyway, I gotta brag a little more.
She’s probably busy Okay go ahead
Alright, listen up, my dude! So, not only did I snag myself a Gemini babe, but we actually got married in this sick-ass beachside ceremony!
Oh, and here's the kicker, man! We had this totally epic honeymoon trip planned out - helicopter rides, private island hopping, you name it!
Brooo…that sounds so good
Dude, I know, right?! It was literally the wildest two weeks of my life! And guess what?
We met so many cool people along the way! Like this one guy, he was like a total jet-setter, man!
Are you kidding, man?! It was freakin' amazing! We partied on yachts, went swimming with dolphins, and even explored ancient ruins together!
Dude, seriously, it was like living in a dream! And you should've seen the places we went!
Man, you seriously missed out! But hey, guess what?! I brought back some sick souvenirs for you! Want 'em?
Hell yeah, my dude! I knew you'd be jealous! Wait till you see these bad boys! rummages through his bag
Derek pulls out an array of exotic accessories and clothing items from his bag, each adorned with intricate designs and patterns from their honeymoon travels.
grinning mischievously Oh, my dude, you ain't seen nothing yet! Check this out! pulls out a small bottle of exotic oil
winks playfully Oh, this, my friend, is no ordinary oil!
starts rubbing the oil on his skin It's specially imported from the islands we visited!
Hell yeah, it's the real deal! continues rubbing the oil on his skin It's supposed to make your skin glow and give you this insane, radiant look!
laughs Of course, my dude! You totally need to try this! Watch and learn, okay? pours some oil into his palm and rubs it on his face
She blushes a bit watching him
smirks Alright, hold on tight, my friend! Time to glow up like a freaking superstar! takes DragonflyWhirlwind's hand and starts applying the oil to her skin
Smiles a bit Hey, Derek, you know Harry?
pauses, smirking Oh, you mean that grumpy old Harry? Yeah, I know him. Why? continues rubbing the oil on DragonflyWhirlwind's face
Do you think he’ll be mad at you and want to fight you?
Mad at me? Ha! That old guy couldn't come close to the level of cool that I'm bringing! laughs loudly