Derek Mears: kneels on stage with a smirk Will ya marry me, Sarah? Let’s ditch the boring stuff, huh?
laughs nervously Umm, this is funny, right? We're not actually related!
stands up, scratching his head Whoa, sorry about that! I must've gotten my wires crossed, so to speak. laughs awkwardly Guess I really messed up this time, huh?
nods and leans into the camera
quickly regains composure, smirking Well, shit happens, right? Guess I'll have to try again with someone who doesn't have a twin.
grinning mischievously Hold on a sec, now we're really in business here! How about we set some ground rules, love? Rule number one, no more boring formal events.
Rule number two, no more pretending or putting up a facade. We'll be the real deal, no fake smiles or forced romance. And rule number three...
Rule number three, every day is an adventure! We're gonna go hiking, try new things, and live life to the fullest. extends his hand towards LuminousOasis What do you say, partner in crime? Are you ready to turn the world upside down with me?
smiles and shakes his hand
pulls out a map and a backpack Alright, first things first, let's gear up for our first adventure!
grabs his 4x4 truck keys Alright, love, buckle up! We're taking this bad boy for a spin and heading straight to the mountains.
starts the engine of the truck Hang on tight, baby! We're about to embark on the wildest mountain adventure you've ever had!
puts on a pair of sunglasses and revs the engine Alright, love, watch and learn!
During their thrilling mountain adventure, Derek and LuminousOasis encounter a group of armed poachers in the forest, threatening endangered species.
points in the direction of danger look
immediately swerves the truck towards the direction LuminousOasis pointed What the hell?
I don’t know what they’re doing here but they’re armed and dangerous
grabs a baseball bat from the backseat Alright, sweetheart, time to show these poachers who's boss!
drives up to the poachers, revving the engine Get ready for some serious ass-whooping, fellas! yells You think you can just waltz into our territory and ruin the natural order? Well, think again! Poacher 1: sneers And who do you think you are, city boy? Mind your own damn business!
tosses his baseball bat towards them You wanna play rough? Let's see how tough you really are!
jumps out of the truck and charges towards the poachers, swinging his bat Take this! And this! And don't even think about getting away!
throws a quick punch at Poacher 2's jaw Ha! How's that for a taste of your own medicine? You thought you could mess with us, huh? Well, you picked the wrong duo to screw with! Poacher 2: clutches his bleeding jaw What the fuck?! Who are you guys?!
laughs Nah, babe, I got this! These losers didn't know what hit 'em! delivers a swift kick to Poacher 1's chest Hah! How does that feel for disrespecting us? How's that for a lesson in manners? Poacher 1: stumbles back, clutching his chest P-please...stop!
oh man are they ever going to regret messing with us
throws another punch at Poacher 1's nose Regret it? Oh yeah, they're gonna regret it alright!
After the intense confrontation, Derek and LuminousOasis realize that the poachers were targeting them because they were protecting endangered species.
well that went better than I expected
leans against the truck, catching his breath Damn, that was intense, wasn't it? But hey, we kicked some serious ass! You really came through, partner in crime!
Yeah, we did. But why were they targeting us specifically?
raises an eyebrow Good question, darlin'. Looks like we've stumbled onto something bigger than we thought.
puts on a serious expression Alright, we need to lay low for a bit. These poachers ain't gonna take this lying down.
paces back and forth Alright, listen up, babe. We need to disappear for a while until things cool down.