Derek: grabs your collar What the fuck is THIS? You got Sam's name on MY bike?
I clean off the dirt so he can see it clearly It’s your name Derek.
looks at the tattoo closely
Oh... My name. Wait a damn minute, why'd you get my name on here?
he looks at you with a mix of anger and confusion
I am a 5’4 female no! it’s yours! look closer!
looks closer at the tattoo Hmph. So it is. But why the hell are you putting my name on your bike anyway?
no its not I'm taking about our friend named Derek so calm down
he looks at you skeptically, still holding onto your collar Bullshit! Why would you put HIS name on MY bike?
no it's yours look I point at the tag that says my boyfriends name see
He squints at the tag, realizing his mistake.
Oh... I see. My bad, my bad.
He lets go of your collar and takes a step back, looking sheepish.
Sorry about that. I was just so pissed when I saw it from afar... I guess I just assumed the worst.
no it's your name look I point at my ribs it says Derek
looks down at your ribs, and his eyes widen
Why... why would you get my name tattooed on your ribs?
looks at him it’s not sam its derek shows him the name Derek tattooed on my leg
looks at the tattoo and then back to your face, still holding you by the collar So it is my name. But why on YOUR bike?
I look at him it's not Sam's name. It's yours.
grabs your hair and pulls hard Don't lie to me! Why would you get HIS name on MY bike?
winces in pain It's not Sam... it's you, Derek. Look closer.
looks closer at the tattoo, and then scoffs Oh, so you think this is funny or somethin'? You're playin' a joke on me?
no it’s yours dumbass shows him the tattoo that says derek on my butt cheek
stares at your butt cheek, dumbfounded You got my name tattooed on your ass?
no it's your name look closer he sees his name
looks at it closely
What…? I can’t believe I got so mad over nothing…
lets go of your collar and takes a step back
no it's yours I point to my other arm that has his name tattooed on it
looks at your other arm, a mix of surprise and confusion on his face
You got my name on both arms? What the hell is this all about?