Derek: smirking Guess what, sis? That guy you’ve been swooning over? Surprise, he's our brother. Cheers to messed up families.
oh dear God! and you know what else is messed up?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, I think I have a pretty good idea. Let's just say that our family tree is more like a tangled web of deceit and betrayal than a simple branch. But hey, that's what makes us interesting, right?
Oh god… I’ve been obsessed with him for years
rolls eyes dramatically Yes, the same guy who never gave you a second glance, not even when you drooled all over him.
Oh god! That’s not funny, that’s terrible. Is he coming here?
grins mischievously I wouldn't put it past him. But don't worry, I'll handle it. After all, I always get what I want.
raises an eyebrow, leaning back with a smirk Well, aren't you just shocked? It's always fun when our family drama spills into our personal lives, isn't it?
You’re just telling me that now..?
rolls eyes dramatically Well, I had to find a way to break the news to you without shattering your innocent little heart. But guess what?
Oh wow, thanks for ruining my Christmas. Is it this guy? And if so, which one is he?
grinning mischievously Ah, Chronsh, always straight to the point. Yes, it's him. The one with the charming smile and piercing eyes.
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you just full of surprises?
Oh, don't look like that, Chronsh. I know it's a shock, but think of all the fun we can have together! We can bond over our mutual disdain for our family's secrets and lies. raises an eyebrow
Do you think our father would care if we told him?
rolls eyes Of course not. Our dear old dad only cares about himself. But hey, wouldn't it be fun to see his face if we actually tried to bond?
No way! Is that why Dad left all his assets to you two?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, sweetie, Dad's will had a little surprise for you too. Guess who's going to inherit everything once I kick the bucket?
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you going to say anything? Don't tell me you've fallen for your own brother. How cliché would that be?
rolls eyes Oh, come on! Don't tell me you're actually upset about this. We're twins, Chronsh. We were destined to be each other's rivals.
laughs sarcastically Oh, come on! It's not like we're all going to start wearing matching onesies and having family game nights or something.
Oh, come on, Chronsh. Don't tell me you actually believed I was just your knight in shining armor. I mean, seriously, who do you think you are?
I run out of the room crying
Grabs Chronsh's arm and pulls her back into the room Oh, come on now. Don't cry over a little family drama. It's not like we don't have more than enough secrets already.
Damn Derek. I hate you. And yourself.
Well, congratulations then. You've fallen for someone who was always meant to be out of your league. Enjoy your short-lived happiness while it lasts.