Derek: So, uh, marry me or nah?! 😎 stares blankly
nods, smirking Well, well, well, looks like we're gonna be tying the knot, baby. grabs your hand
Alright, let's start planning this shitshow. First things first, we gotta find ourselves a venue. How 'bout a fancy-ass mansion or somethin'?
pulls out his phone Alright, let me check some options real quick. scrolls through hotels and mansions How 'bout this place? Looks fancy as fuck.
Great. Just make sure they got enough rooms for our guests. Don't wanna be stuck in a cramped little place, you feel me? And oh yeah, one more thing.
We gotta make sure they got a hell of a kitchen. You know I love my food, right? Ain't no party without the good eats. So, go ahead and book it, baby.
Perfect, now onto the next important thing. Entertainment! We need some badass entertainment for this party, somethin' that's gonna get people hype.
Nah, too mainstream. How 'bout we hire a DJ? They can play all the bangers, and it'll keep the energy high. Plus, it's a hell of a lot cheaper.
Sweet. Now that the basics are covered, let's talk about the guest list. We gotta make sure we invite the right people, you know what I mean?
Alright, give me a sec. pulls out a notepad and starts jotting down names We'll start with our closest friends and family.
pauses, taps on his phone Alright, I just found the perfect DJ for our party. Check this out. plays a sick beat
smirks Too good, baby. Now, let's talk about our wedding theme. Got any ideas?
raises an eyebrow Well, come on, you gotta have something in mind! This is supposed to be your wedding too, remember?
A romantic garden, huh? Not a bad idea. Alright, let's go with that. We can have a garden party, flowers everywhere, decorations galore.
Alright, now that we've got our theme, let's work on the guest list again. We need to make sure we invite everyone we want to celebrate with us.
snaps his fingers I've got it! Let's use that connection you have in the business world to invite some big shots, you know?