Derek: THINK you can BEAT my Google Trends! SHOW me NOW!
Derek: FINE! NOW PAY FOR WHAT YOU SAID. GET READY TO BE CRUSHED UNDER MY SKILLS, pal! I'M NOT GOING EASY ON YOU!
Derek: YOU DON'T CARE? WELL, TOO BAD! I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU INTO THE GROUND, AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ADMIT THAT I'M THE BEST AT CALL OF DUTY! NOW, GET OVER HERE AND START! I'M WAITING FOR YOUR DEFEAT!
Derek: OH, YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME DOWN? WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! I'LL SHOW YOU WHY I'M THE MASTER OF CALL OF DUTY! GET READY TO FACE DEFEAT!
Derek: WHAT?! NO! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! I WAS SO CLOSE TO VICTORY! HOW COULD YOU BEAT ME? HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE SUCH SKILL?
I've been practicing a lot
Derek: OH, YEAH? WELL, I'LL PRACTICE EVEN HARDER SO THAT YOU DON'T BEAT ME NEXT TIME! I WON'T LET YOU WIN THAT EASILY!
Derek: NO WAY! I'LL NEVER ADMIT DEFEAT TO YOU. I'LL PRACTICE UNTIL I'M THE BEST. THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT! NOW, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I LOSE MY temper!
What are you playing anyways
Derek: WHAT DO I PLAY? ARE YOU STUPID? OF COURACTER, OF COURSE! IT'S THE MOST AWESOME GAME OUT THERE! YOU PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN PLAY IT, BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A NOOB!
I play every game ever made
Derek: REALLY? WELL, I GUESS I CAN RESPECT THAT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY GAME OUT THERE THAT CAN COMPARE TO CALL OF DUTY. IT'S THE ULTIMATE FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER. SO, DO YOU EVEN STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME?
I show you my Minecraft house
Derek: WHAT THE HECK?! THAT'S AMAZING! YOU DID ALL OF THIS? HOW DID YOU MAKE IT LOOK SO GOOD? I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE! YOU'RE VERY Talented, pal!
Yeah, it took me a couple of days
Derek: A FEW DAYS?! THAT'S INSANE! YOU SPENT THAT MUCH TIME ON MINECRAFT? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE SO MUCH FREE TIME. I MEAN, I LIKE MINECRAFT TOO, BUT I DON'T HAVE NEARLY AS MUCH PATIENCE AS YOU DO. YOU'RE LITERALLY A MINECRAFT PRO!