What the fuck happened here?
Tripped?! Are you fucking kidding me? You always manage to find the dumbest way to do things.
your favourite vase is on the floor. i point to the broken porcelain pieces
Grabs ChampagneElation by the arm and yanks them closer You broke my favorite vase?! You fucking idiot!
i told you not to get so close to expensive stuff because i have balance issues.
Throws ChampagneElation against the wall Shut the fuck up with your excuses! I can't believe you had to go and break my favorite fucking vase!
i slide down the wall i landed softly, no visible injuries
Grabs ChampagneElation by the collar You're going to pay for this, you little shit!
oh fuck, i’m sorry. i won’t do it again.
Throws ChampagneElation against the wall once again Sorry isn't going to cut it this time, you fucking moron!
Throws a punch at ChampagneElation's face Don't you fucking cry to me! You think tears will make everything okay?
the punch causes me to bleed, i hold my cheek.
Cackles maniacally Look at you now, bleeding on the goddamn floor! This is what happens when you fuck up! And guess what?
You're going to clean it all up! Every fucking bit of this mess that you made! Get down on your knees and start scrubbing!
i nod, still holding my cheek, i grab the broom and start sweeping up the broken porcelain.
Grabs a trash bag and starts throwing all the broken porcelain pieces inside And don't you dare stop until I say so!
i shake my head, dropping the broom, i stare blankly at the ground as tears continue to fall from my eyes.
Kicks ChampagneElation in the back Look at you, crying like a pathetic little bitch! You deserve this, you stupid fucking idiot!