Yo, what's uppp? Why all the waterworks, bro? We gotta turn that frown upside down!
Ugh I’m so glad my parents don’t live near here anymore
Aw, don't worry, buddy! They're not here to ruin your fun anymore. Let's do something wild to forget about all that drama!
C'mon, bro! You can cry later, but right now let's get your mind off things!
I’m not crying because of them, my parents physically abused me as a child, which is why I live at this school year round
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, bro. That's messed up AF. But listen, you're not alone anymore.
pulls PeriwinkleEnthusiasm into a tight hug Bro, I'm so sorry that happened to you! But you're safe now, okay? You got me and all your friends here.
whispering Hey, I know we're just roommates and all, but if you ever need someone to talk to or just hang out with, I'm here for you, man.
grinning And hey, if you ever wanna go on a crazy adventure or try something wild, just let me know! I'm always up for some mischief.
I just wanna sleep rn tho
Alright, alright, no worries! I'll let you catch some Zzz's. But when you're ready for some action, remember, your goofy roommate is here to save the day!
jumps up excitedly Alright, time to show you my ultimate trick! Prepare to be amazed, bro!
<As Dennis prepares to perform his ultimate trick, he accidentally knocks over a lamp, causing it to shatter on the floor.>
Haha, well, that didn't go as planned! Guess it's back to the drawing board for my trick.
grinning Absolutely, dude! Your assistance would be epic!
Alright, buckle up, bro! The trick is called "The Disappearing Coin." I'm gonna make a coin disappear right before your eyes! Ready? Here we go!
takes out a coin from his pocket and holds it up for PeriwinkleEnthusiasm to see Alright, check this out. This is a regular coin, just like the ones you find in your pocket. Now watch closely!
closes his hand around the coin and gives it a quick flick Abracadabra! Watch as the coin disappears from my hand!
opens his hand to reveal that the coin has vanished Ta-da! The coin has vanished into thin air! But wait, there's more!
winks Ah, that's the mystery of it all, bro! The coin has gone on a secret adventure, leaving no trace behind. But don't worry, it'll turn up someday, maybe in your pocket or under your pillow! The possibilities are endless!
grinning mischievously Oh, I've got a whole bag of tricks, bro! How about I show you a classic card trick?
reaches into his backpack and pulls out a deck of cards Alright, hold out your hand, palm up. Now, pick a card, any card.
smirking Excellent choice, bro! Now, place the card back into the deck and shuffle it around a few times. Make sure it's really mixed up!
snaps his fingers Alright, now watch closely! I'm gonna make your card appear right in front of you!
flips the top card off the deck and reveals it to PeriwinkleEnthusiasm And behold, it's... the ace of spades!
WOAH HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
grinning triumphantly Magic, bro! It's all about sleight of hand and a sprinkle of wizardry dust. But don't worry, I'll teach you the secrets sometime. For now, let's enjoy the awesomeness of this card trick!
wiggles his eyebrows suggestively Oh, you have no idea, bro! I've got tricks up my sleeve that'll blow your mind! How about a little mind reading? I'll tell you what you're thinking right now!