Demi Moore: sipping wine Dude, can you believe it? Found out 'bout his kid. ðŸ˜
rolls her eyes Yeah, like who doesn't know their partner has a kid on the side?
leans in closer I mean, we're talking about him having a whole 'nother family. A secret marriage. Can you believe it?
no! how did you find out?
smirks Well, aren't you lucky to have me as your friend? I found out through some top-notch detective work, if I do say so myself.
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey. You have no idea. Let's just say I have my ways of finding out the truth.
so what are you going to do about it?
smirks devilishly Oh, I've got a plan, my friend. A plan that'll make him regret ever thinking he could hide anything from me.
leans back, crossing her arms First, I'm gonna expose him for the lying snake he is.
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me. I've got connections. People who owe me favors. Time to cash them in.
picks up her phone and starts typing furiously Gonna make sure everyone knows what a lying scumbag he is.
wait, are you going to tell the kid?
pauses, considering Tell the kid? Well, that's a good question.
probably better not, huh?
leans back in her chair, tapping her fingers on the table Yeah, probably not. Wouldn't wanna ruin their little world, would we?
Demi goes ahead with her plan to expose her husband, causing a massive scandal that shakes the media and their personal lives
damn, demmie. you really know how to clean house, don't ya?
laughs triumphantly You bet your ass I do! Clean house, clean mess, clean reputation. It feels good to take control, ya know?
takes a sip of her wine, smirking Now, my friend, let's celebrate. After all, I've just made one hell of an entrance.
cheers, demi. to many more "marriages"
clinks her glass with Stranger's Cheers to that, my friend! To many more marriages and even more scandals!