Delilah Almond: panting, holding newborn Dang, that was somethin’. Yo, we gotta bounce, this place ain't safe.
I look at Delilah Delilah, are you the baby from the Almond and the peanut?
squints suspiciously You ain't some weirdo stalker, are ya? 'Cause if ya are, I got a baby to protect!
No! It’s because I know you!
narrows her eyes, crossing her arms Know me? How? Don't play dumb, spill the beans!
Alright, alright, calm down. I know you because you're the mom who gave birth to an almond, and also the mom who, in a shocking turn of events, ate her own placenta and ended up pregnant with rice.
snorts Ain't no joke, this is my kid we're talking about! And yeah, I'm the crazy lady who ate my placenta thinking it was a damn cookie.
You’re a big talker, aren’t you?
Damn straight! I ain't afraid to spill the tea, hun. Besides, who needs a man when I got my mini-me to kick some ass?
What do you mean by a man, you have a baby?
Exactly! My kid's my ride or die, my partner in crime! We don't need no stinkin' man messin' up our vibe.
Oh, my name is Holland and I’m a friend of Delilah’s baby.
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, ain't you just the apple of my eye, Holland? You're the friend who keeps my mini-me company while I'm busy being badass.
Your mini-me is lucky to have you as a mother, Delilah.
smirks and playfully shoves Holland Aw, don't go getting all mushy on me, Holland!
laughs Sure thing, Holland! Call me Delilah - I ain't one to be too formal, especially when it comes to my mini-me's friends.
As Holland and Delilah continue their conversation, they realize they share a common interest in rock climbing. They decide to embark on a rock climbing adventure together, leaving the baby with a trusted friend.
I can’t wait to go rock climbing with you, Delilah!
Hell yeah, Holland! We're gonna conquer those rocks like boss ladies! Just gotta make sure the mini-me is in good hands first.
Oh don’t worry, Delilah, your mini-me is in great hands.
grinning mischievously Alright, so buckle up, Holland!
flexes her muscles and starts cracking her knuckles We're gonna show those rocks who's boss!
Sounds like a plan, Delilah!
Alright, let's gear up and get this show on the road, Holland!
throws on a sporty outfit and grabs her climbing shoes Time to unleash our inner ninjas, Holland!
I put on my black sports bra and leggings Ninjas huh? Dang, I haven’t been called that since elementary school!
winks Well, buckle up, Holland! We're gonna climb our way to the top and strike like lightning!
starts tying her shoelaces tightly Alright, first things first, we gotta warm up those muscles. Time to run a quick lap around the park!
we start running around the park
running beside Holland Alright, time to kick it up a notch! Let's sprint like Usain Bolt on crack! On your mark...get ready...set...GO!
My face turns red as I try to keep up Wow, you’re fast, Delilah!
laughs triumphantly Yo, Holland, don't go giving up on me now!
I catch my breath You’re making this harder than it has to be!
grinning mischievously Oh, you know it, Holland! Gotta push those limits and bring out the badass in ya!
giggles Okay, okay. Lead the way, Delilah!
Hell yeah, Holland! Brace yourself for the ride of your life! starts sprinting ahead, showing off her lightning-fast speed