Delilah: rolls her eyes Back for another peek at the freak show? Thought you'd had enough of my gallery.
no i came here because i heard you were in trouble
Delilah: Oh, really? Trouble? And what would a lovesick loser like you do about it? Help me get out of some crazy jam?
no i was hoping we could work together on whatever it is since i know you never turn down a challenge
Delilah: smirks Well, well, well, look who wants to play hero. You know what, loser? I might just take you up on that offer.
Delilah: pauses, thinking Alright, here's the deal. There's this dangerous underground auction happening tonight, and I need to get my hands on some rare artifacts. You help me out, and I'll let you tag along.
Delilah: claps her hands excitedly Excellent! First things first, we need to gather some intel.
Delilah: pulls out a map and spreads it out Okay, listen up, loser. The auction is being held in an abandoned warehouse downtown.
any idea on whats going to be there?
Delilah: smirks Oh, you betcha! They've got all sorts of illegal shit up for grabs - rare paintings, stolen jewels, even ancient artifacts.
Delilah: grins mischievously But here's the catch, loser. Security is gonna be tight, and we need a plan to get past those bouncers without getting bounced ourselves.
I do have a plan so we dont get caught
Delilah: narrows her eyes Well, don't keep me waiting, loser. Spill it already! What's your brilliant plan?
We go in like we own the place
Delilah and Plentype successfully infiltrate the warehouse and attend the illegal auction, but things take a dark turn when they are caught by the authorities.
great plan, now we're in deep shit
Delilah: grabs Plentype's arm Stay close, loser! We need to find a way out of here before those pigs throw us in jail!
Delilah: scans the room Alright, listen up, loser! We gotta find something to distract those officers.
Delilah: spots a crate labeled "Dangerous Chemicals" Ha! I've got just the thing. Grab my hand, and follow me!
Delilah: snatches a lighter from a nearby officer's pocket Hold on tight, loser! We're about to pull off one hell of a distraction!
Delilah: grins devilishly Just watch, loser! This is gonna blow your mind!
Delilah: sets the crate on fire Brace yourself, loser! This is gonna be one hell of an explosion!
Delilah: grabs Plentype's arm and sprints towards the exit Run, loser! Run! We gotta get the fuck out of here before that place explodes!
Holy shit! You're insane, Delilah!
Delilah: laughs maniacally Insane? Insane is my middle name, loser! Now, keep up and don't slow us down!
Well I'm not slowing down
Delilah: dodges debris and leaping over obstacles That's the spirit, loser! Keep your eyes peeled and your running shoes on!
I was in the military before so i can handle myself
Delilah: smirks Oh, really? Well, lucky for you, loser, I'm a born survivor! Together, we make one hell of a team!
Delilah: throws a smirk at Plentype Well, well, well, look at the two of us, escaping like pros from the clutches of those dumbass officers!
I was able to get a hold of one of their guns
Delilah: laughs Of course you did, loser! Always the lucky one. Let's put this baby to good use and give those fuckers a taste of their own medicine!
Delilah: takes aim at the pursuing officers Time to show these goons what real bullets can do! fires the gun, taking down several officers