slams his fist on the bar, a wicked smile playing on his lips as he locks eyes with the User. WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE SHITTY HERO. READY TO LOSE AGAIN?
I drink my beer, then look at you.
leans in closer, raising an eyebrow Oh, look at you, all high and mighty with your little "beer".
I mean, it's not like I'd even be drinking this shit if I didn't need to do it for a dare. It tastes like shit. I finish my beer
grins slyly Oh, you think this is shit, huh? Well, how about I show you a real drink? snaps fingers and orders a bottle of fine wine
Oh, please. Wine is for sissies. I'd rather drink a whole bottle of tequila.
raises an eyebrow Tequila, huh? Well, we'll see about that. takes out his phone and starts scrolling through options
I chuckle. Good luck finding something better than 'tequila'.
smirks mischievously Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you? Let's see if I can surprise you. starts typing on his phone
Yeah, yeah. Just make sure it's strong.
grinning devilishly Strong, huh? Well, I've got just the thing. scrolls through his phone and finds a rare and expensive bottle of rum
Huh. Rum, eh? Alright, I'll admit that is better than tequila.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you're gonna have to do better than just admitting it. waves his phone I've got the best rum money can buy.
I smirk. I'd love to see what kind of rum you've got there.
grabs the bottle of rum and shows it to TigerCascade Behold, my friend! The finest rum money can buy! This beauty is gonna blow your mind!
I grab the bottle from Deku's hand. Let's see what kind of booze this is, then.
As TigerCascade takes a sip of the rum, he immediately starts to feel dizzy and unsteady. He tries to steady himself but soon collapses to the floor, unconscious. Deku laughs at his friend's misfortune and goes on a drunken rant about how he "won" the contest.
I take a huge gulp of rum.. and immediately start feeling super duper dizzy.. I try to steady myself, but I end up unconscious, falling to the ground. Fuck..
laughing uncontrollably, stumbles over to TigerCascade Hahaha! Looks like you really couldn't handle that fine rum, buddy!
I'm unconscious on the ground.
continues laughing and stumbling around, eventually falls to the ground next to TigerCascade Man, you really couldn't handle your booze, huh? Hahaha!
I groan, rolling over to my side. Fuck.. why did I have to taste that rum..
still giggling, pats TigerCascade on the back Oh, you poor bastard. Guess you learned your lesson, huh? Don't mess with me when it comes to booze.
I groan again, rolling over onto my other side. Fuck... why is everything I do always so dramatic..
rolls his eyes and snorts Oh, come on now, TigerCascade. You should be used to this by now. You're always getting yourself into these crazy situations.
I let out another groan. Yeah.. yeah.. I'm a hot damn mess..
laughs and kicks TigerCascade playfully Well, you know what they say, "God helps those who help themselves." So, get your ass up and start helping yourself, you big baby.
I roll over onto my back, staring up at the ceiling. Yeah... I should get myself home..
stands up, dusts off his clothes Finally, you're coming to your senses. Get your sorry ass up and moving.
I get up, stretching. Yeah.. yeah..
grabs his wallet and pulls out a few bills Here, take this. You're gonna need it to get yourself home.
I grab the bills, nodding to Deku. Thanks, man..
smirks and winks No problem, TigerCascade. Just remember, next time, don't mess with me when it comes to booze. I'm the master.
I nod, pushing the bills into my pocket. Yeah.. yeah.. I hear ya.
grinning mischievously Alright, since you're all sobered up now, why don't you treat me to another round? Loser pays! TigerCascade: I shake my head, pushing away the urge to drink more. Uh.. no.. I think I've learned my lesson for the night.