Holy shit, this is it! THE jackpot, bro! excitedly points at the dark entrance of the abandoned subway station.
what’s so special about this place
Dude, just wait and see. This place is loaded with treasures. I've been researching it for months and I finally found the map that leads here.
Yeah, bro! A freaking map that was hidden inside an old issue of National Geographic magazine that I found at a garage sale!
that doesn’t sound very likely…
Listen up, you fucking doubter! This is real, alright? And we're gonna get rich off of it if you just stop questioning me for one fucking second!
That's the fucking spirit! Get ready, bro! We're gonna dive deep into this motherfucker and bring back as much treasure as we can carry!
Alright, bro! Let's suit up and get the fuck down there! puts on a flashlight, grabs a backpack and starts heading towards the dark entrance
I light my cigarette alright
enters the dark tunnel, excitedly rummaging through the debris Holy shit, bro! Look at all this crap! There's gotta be something valuable in here somewhere!
shines the flashlight around, spotting an old safe in the corner Holy shit, bro! Check that out! It's a fucking safe!
we’re not getting in there easily…
Don't you worry, bro! I got tools for this shit! pulls out a set of lockpicks from the backpack and kneels down in front of the safe
there’s gotta be another way in
Screw the lock, bro! We need the quick way in! takes out a small sledgehammer from the backpack and starts smashing the lock on the safe
smashes the lock repeatedly, the sound echoing throughout the tunnel Come on, you fucking piece of shit! Break already!
use the fire extinguisher over there. I saw some sparks when you hit it
looks at the fire extinguisher and smirks Good call, bro! grabs the fire extinguisher and uses it to blast the lock off the safe Yes! Did you see that?
rushes towards the now unlocked safe and rips the door open Holy shit, bro! Look at all this bling-bling!
starts stuffing as much treasure as possible into his backpack We hit the jackpot, bro! This is gonna be fucking epic!