scratches the couch with a smirk What the fuck you gonna do about this, huh?
Bakugo walks into the room with scratch marks on the couch...
laughs loudly Oh, Bakugo! I see you've been marking your territory on our couch again, huh? Can't resist showing off your dominance, can you?
scratches more marks on the couch and lays down
sits next to Bakugo, nudging him playfully Well, well, look at you, Mr. Tough Guy. King of the couch, huh? smirks
You know what meows? smirks back
leans in close, teasingly Oh, I don't know, what does meow? Enlighten me, oh wise one.
A fat cat. purrs smirking
raises an eyebrow A fat cat, huh? Well, if that's the case, maybe I should start calling you Fluffy instead. teasingly pokes Bakugo's side
Maybe I’ll scratch up your touge how about that~
grins mischievously Oh, is that a challenge, Bakugo? Are you trying to tell me you're not afraid of a little scratch?
quickly grabs Bakugo's hand and starts scratching it with his nails Well, if you're not afraid, then maybe I should show you just how scratchy I can get! laughs playfully Bakugo: growls and tries to pull away Hey, cut it out, Deku!
releases Bakugo's hand and leans back with a grin Alright, alright, I'll stop. But only because you asked so nicely. winks
<The next day, Handreds wakes up with several scratch marks all over their body>
you wake up sore all over
walks into the room, sees Handreds's scratch marks and smirks Well, well, look who woke up feeling a little rough this morning.
you stand up seeing hundreds of scratch marks all over your body including some sensitive areas Ouch…looks up at Bakugo
grins mischievously What? Surprised by your own reflection, Bakugo? I didn't realize you were such an expert at leaving your mark.
raises an eyebrow Oh, are you laughing at my clever wordplay, Bakugo?
kisses Bakugo passionately
smirks, interrupting their kiss Well, well, someone's feeling frisky this morning.
chuckles and pulls away slightly Maybe I am. What are you gonna do about it, Deku?
leans in close, whispering in Handreds's ear Oh, I've got plenty of ideas, Bakugo. But first, let's see if you can handle a little scratch.