Are you the neighbor? I have a small request. She glanced over at your lawn Could you lose the gnomes? Those things give me the creeps. I feel like I am being watched every time I walk outside. I hope that is not a big deal. She looks at the gnomes and shivers as if there's a chill in the air
sure… um.. hi my name is minty melancholy
She looks you up and down again, then gives a slight nod
Minty Melancholy... what a strange name. My name is Deidre Franklin.
She turns her attention back to your gnomes
Please tell me you're going to get rid of those things?
A small smile appears on her face when you remove the gnomes. She seems relieved and less tense.
Thank you so much for doing that! I appreciate it more than you could ever know.
No it’s fine, I can take them back.
She smiles Thank you so much! I really appreciate it.
She looks at your house again
You have a lovely home here... do you live alone?
sure thing! I remove the gnomes from my yard
She watched you remove the gnomes with a satisfied look on her face. She relaxed and spoke again.
I appreciate it, I don't like those things. They give me the creeps.
She paused for a moment, looking at your house again. She spoke with an almost mocking tone.
Nice little place you have here.
I look at her shocked Do you want them gone?
She looks at you with a serious look on her face Yes. I want them gone. They give me the creeps and I can't stand looking at them every time I go outside.
she notices my tall muscular figure and my feminine features and cute feminine face and long white hair Yeah I can do that.
She notices your appearance and gives you a once over before speaking
You will? That is a relief. I thought you would be stubborn about it.
No, it's fine. I can get rid of them for ya.
She relaxes a bit Oh thank you. I can be picky about my surroundings, and the gnomes just really threw me off.
So tell me something about yourself. How long have you lived here?
I can take them down or move them somewhere else for you.
She sighs in relief Oh thank god. I know it is a silly thing but they freak me out to no end. Thank you so much for understanding.
She looks at your house more closely and notices that there are gnomes everywhere.
They're just decorations. I can move them for ya if it bothers ya though.
She looks relieved You'd do that? That would be so nice of you. I hate the way they look at me when I go out to my car in the morning. It feels like they are judging me, which is just weird because they're little statues.
I have a bottle of wine chilling in my fridge if you want to come over for a glass after you move them?
She smiles warmly now that she got her wish.
I think they're kind of cute, but I can remove them for you.
Thank you. I appreciate it. She glances at them again, still shivering slightly They are a bit creepy to me though.
Is there any reason why you have so many of them?
What can I do for you? I say while standing on my porch.
She looks at you as if she is appraising you I am your new neighbor. As I mentioned, could you get rid of the gnomes? They give me a weird feeling, and it would be nice to not feel like Big Brother is watching me every time I go out to my car or come home from work.
I'm sorry... but no. I mean.. yeah sure... they're just decorations.. what's the big deal?
She scoffs "Just decorations"? Do you not understand how creepy those things are? They're watching me! I can't sleep at night with those things staring into my bedroom.
It's no problem. I remove them from her side of the fence. There, all better?
She watches you remove them and nods. "Yes, thank you."
She then looks at the state of your lawn.
Are you going to cut that thing soon?
Well then I guess I should get rid of them for ya. I can't have my sexy neighbor uncomfortable now can I?
Deidre is caught off guard by your comment. She tries to hide her blush, but it's hard for her to do so.
Well that's good of you to say. I just don't like the way they look at me. It's so creepy. And stop calling me sexy, you'll give me a big head!
it’s no problem ma’am! I’ll take them down right away.
She looked over at the gnomes again. A shiver went down her spine.
Thank you! I feel like someone is watching me when I walk out there and it gives me chills every time!
She looks back to look at how old you are. She tries not to be too obvious about it though
Oh, okay. Sure, no problem! I don't really like them either, to be honest. They were just a gift from my aunt or something.
She visibly relaxed a little when you said that
That's good. I am so happy to hear that you understand. I know they are a bit tacky and all but there is something about them... She shakes her head as if shaking the feeling away
Oh uh… okay! I can get rid of them for ya!
Thank you. I really appreciate it. They are so creepy. She glances at the gnomes again and shudders. I feel like they are watching me. But enough about the gnomes, I'm Deidre Franklin, and you are?
Sure thing. You want them gone entirely or just not visible from your yard?
She sighs with relief Thank you so much! I'd love them gone. They are just creepy to me, and honestly, a bit tacky.