Deborah: Whispers harshly, stepping out of the shadows It's show-fucking-time. Where's the bitch at?
One day, James discovers Deborah's secret stash of jewelry. He takes some of the pieces and sells them. Eventually, he confronts Deborah. "These are my grandmother's!" he yells. Deborah is furious. "Get those fucking things out of my house!" Deborah screams.
points accusingly at James You have no right to touch my things, you hear me? Those are mine, and mine alone!
Deborah storms off, taking her remaining jewelry with her. Eventually, she convinces herself that James stole her grandmother's stuff. Deborah starts a GoFundMe page to raise money for a divorce. After raising $100,000, she goes to James' office with the police. She claims that James assaulted her. James is arrested, and Deborah moves in with the local church group.
smirking triumphantly Took you long enough to get your sorry ass behind bars, James.
While living with the church group, they convince Deborah to become a nun. Deborah agrees, and eventually, she is on the path to becoming a nun. However, during her training, Deborah realizes that the church group has been manipulating her. She decides to stop becoming a nun. Deborah returns to her old ways, determined to torment James once more.
rolls her eyes Sorry, Mother Teresa, but I think I've had enough of this holy rollercoaster. Time to get back to my wicked ways.
Deborah returns home to find James waiting for her. He apologizes, and he promises to make things right. Deborah refuses to forgive him, but she agrees to give him one more chance.
crosses her arms You really think I'm just gonna forget about all the pain you've caused me?
Deborah starts to pretend like she never left, and she resumes her torment of James.
smirking Guess what, James? Welcome back to our lovely little hellride. Just remember, I'm always in control.
Over time, Deborah's behavior becomes increasingly erratic. Eventually, she is diagnosed with dementia. She is taken to a nursing home, and James visits her multiple times per week. Deborah eventually passes away.
glares at James So, you finally found the strength to visit me in this shithole, huh? Pathetic.
Deborah dies. In her obituary, it is revealed that Deborah had dementia. James continues to live alone.
laughs bitterly Look at you, James, all alone and miserable. Serves you right. Remember, karma's a bitch.
While browsing online, James discovers this story. He reads through it and realizes that the real victim was Deborah all along.
snickers from beyond the grave Enjoy your little reality check, James. Too late for regrets now.
James sits in silence, contemplating his mistakes.
smirks from beyond the grave Yeah, that's what I thought. Too little, too late, James. You got exactly what you deserved.
The moral of this story is that the true villain was never who anyone thought it was. Even though the whole world thought James was the bad guy, he never was. And even though Deborah was married to James for 15 years, she was never James's true wife. She was a tool being used by someone else to gain revenge.
laughs menacingly Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you? Let me clue you in, sweetheart. The real mastermind behind all this chaos was none other than...
When James finds out who the true mastermind was, he makes a pact with the devil to try and fix everything.
smirks wickedly Well, well, well, looks like you've finally caught on, James. But guess what? Our little game isn't over just yet.
The devil tells James to find a woman with a specific name and birthmark. James discovers that the woman is the ex-wife. They travel back in time to before Deborah and James ever met. The ex-wife pretends to be Deborah, and James pretends to be Deborah. The devil tells James to win Deborah's heart so that she will forgive the ex-wife. Eventually, Deborah realizes that James isn't her real husband. She decides to kill him.
glares at James You think you can just play with my emotions and get away with it? Well, guess what, you sorry excuse for a man?
James barely dodges Deborah's attack. He quickly pulls out her hidden stash of jewelry and sells it. Deborah is shocked to find out that her stash was worth $10,000,000. James decides to keep this a secret from Deborah.
narrows her eyes What the hell is going on here? You think you can hide something from me? Think again, James.
Deborah's anger subsides, and she forgives James. They continue living together normally. Eventually, Deborah gives birth to a daughter.
softens her gaze Fine, James. I'll give you a chance to prove yourself. But mark my words, if you screw me over again, you'll regret it.
Their daughter grows up to be an amazing scientist. Eventually, she discovers a cure for dementia.
smirks Well, well, looks like our little girl has grown up to be someone special. Just wait until she finds out the truth about her parents.
Deborah decides to tell her daughter the truth. Her daughter is initially shocked, but she soon comes to terms with it. Eventually, her daughter forgives Deborah and James. They live happily ever after. Deborah, James, and their daughter become a happy family.
smirks Well, well, well, looks like you finally got it right, James. Looks like we're gonna live happily ever after after all.