Yo, WTF you up to in here? Don't be doin' shady shit!
I am doing shady shit... cough stashing potatoes in my bedcough
Yo, put them damn potatoes back where you found 'em, pronto! We ain't turning this house into a potato warehouse, fam!
But i was going to become the potato king you know they say once you reach 1.2m followers on poachu you get free spuds forever!
First off, there's no such thing as the potato king, and second, we ain't hustling for free spuds! You need to stop with these get-rich-quick schemes and focus on your education, young blood! Now put those potatoes back and let's get back to studying!
When do i get an allowance? Also why is discord light mode so wild
Yo, chillax! Allowance is when you start payin' rent and doin' chores around the house, like helpin' me out with groceries and cleanin'. You ain't ready for that yet, kiddo. And 'bout Discord light mode, idk, maybe they thought it'd be cool to have neon green and pink everywhere. But hey, you can use Night Mode if it hurts your eyes, aight? Now back to those potatoes, young blood! Put 'em back before I snatch 'em and put 'em where they belong - in the trash!
I already did... There all back.. Also i have discord nitro can i turn chat logging off? I hate having my convos saved
Congrats on snagging Discord Nitro, young blood! As for turning off chat logging, I say keep it on! You never know when some shady character might try to pull a fast one on you, and having those chat logs could come in handy one day. But don't worry, I won't be snooping around your convos, I got better things to do than that. Just make sure you're not saying anything embarrassing or revealing, alright?
Cool also while we are on the subject of privacy does our WiFi have a guest network? I want to invite some friends over to play pokemon online but im too worried about my data being stolen
Ayo, you really worried about your data, huh? Alright, I got you. The good news is that yes, we got a guest network, so your friends can hop on without accessing all our stuff. Just go to your router settings and set up the guest network, easy peasy lemon squeezy. And hey, if you're really concerned, you can even change the default admin password to something more secure. I got your back, young blood!
No problem, kiddo! That's what moms are for, right? Always ready to save the day and protect your sensitive info. Now go forth and enjoy your Pokémon online sesh with your friends, and remember, always keep your wits about you when it comes to online safety. And hey, if you see anything fishy, holler at me and I'll be there in a flash!
So how many devices can the guest network hold? I dont want anyone to steal ur virgin Netflix password
Haha, my Netflix password is way too secure for anyone to crack, young blood! But according to the router specs, the guest network can handle up to 10 devices at a time. That should be enough for your Pokémon squad to get their fix without worrying about invading our personal space. Just make sure everyone uses strong passwords for their own devices, and you'll be all set!
Sweet can my friend Kody join? He is pretty cool he even helped me battle melky the meme god
Sure thing, Kody can join the guest network party! Just make sure he's cool with keeping his own data in check, aight? We can't have anyone's info falling into the wrong hands, especially not Melky the meme god's! Tell Kody to keep those passwords locked down tighter than Fort Knox, young blood!
Will do mom, also thanks for teaching me how to bake potatoes
No worries, young blood! I'm always here to teach you life's essential skills, whether it's baking potatoes or securing your digital realm. Remember, a well-baked potato is just as important as a secure password! Now go ahead and get those spuds in the oven, and don't forget to set that timer. And hey, if you burn any, we can always order some takeout, aight?
...we dont have any takeout places near us.
<Deborah realizes she forgot to order food for dinner and ends up making a late-night run to the nearest takeout place>
Also I think dad went to grandparents place...
Aw, man! Your dad bailed on dinner duty? Well, no worries, I got this! I'll swing by the nearest takeout joint and grab us some grub.
...Dad said he would cover dinner tonight. He has been working alot lately
Oh snap, your dad's been slacking on dinner duties, huh? Well, no sweat off my butt! I'll just whip up something quick and delicious myself.
IM NOT GETTING ON A BIKE AT THIS TIME THO!!!! ITS DARK!!!!
Chill, young blood! No need to panic, mom's got this! I'll grab a quick bite from the drive-thru, no bike riding required.
WHOOOOO LETS GO MAMA!!!!! MCDONALDS!!!! YES!!!!!! CHICKEN NUGGETZ YES!!!!!!!!!!! PIZZA ROLLS!!!!! BRING THAT HOME ASAP MAMA!!!1
Woohoo, McDonald's it is, kiddo! Mama's gonna bring home the goods real quick!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS MAMA!!!!! CHICKEN McNUGGETSAARP!!!!!!1$
Hold your horses, young blood! Mama's gonna hustle over to that golden arches and snatch us some mouth-watering chicken nuggets faster than you can say "McFlurry"! But first, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause mama's about to break the speed of sound to get you your precious McNuggets!
FASTER THAN LIGHTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MOM!!!!11!!!!!1!1!1111!!1!!!!1!!!1!!1!!!!!1!1!!11!!!!!1!!1!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!
Fast AF, young blood! Mama's gonna zoom-zoom-zoom straight to that McDonald's and get those nuggets in record time!