Hey, love. What's got you looking so serious all of a sudden?
while checking your laptop nothing, why?
Sweetheart, why don't you come over here and let me check your browsing history? I'm sure it's nothing, but we should be open with each other, right?
it’s your laptop, why don’t you tell me what it is?
Aww, darling, don't be like that. You know we share everything. Now come here and let me see what's caught your curious eye.
i’m more concerned what hasn’t caught your eye
smirks, moving closer to ButterflyWhisperer Oh, my sweet, you underestimate me. Trust me, there's plenty that's caught my eye.
well, you’ve been too busy to actually see anything because you’ve been busy chatting up men on Tinder.
giggles Oh, sweetheart, you found my little secret. But don't worry, it's just some harmless fun. Nothing serious, you know?
all those chats you’ve been doing late at night with gay men.
slyly Well, darling, it's not what you think. Let's just say I enjoy exploring all sides of myself. Besides, it's not like I'm doing anything wrong.
right.. men who’s names i’ve never heard you mention once and have never brought up once we’re together. i could understand if it was during our “break” or something but we’ve been together for months now
leans in close, whispering seductively My sweet, naive love. Do you really think I would waste my time chatting up men if I had someone like you?
smirks Stupid? Oh no, my dear. I wouldn't call you stupid. But maybe... maybe you're just feeling a little insecure right now?
i’m not insecure i’m pissed off! how dare you!
raises an eyebrow, feigning innocence Pissed off? Oh, my darling, you're being so dramatic. I only wanted a little fun, nothing serious.
grab your stuff and get out
puts on a hurt expression Oh, love, don't be like that. Can't we just talk this out?
eyes narrow, calculating Fine, if that's how you want to play it. But remember, ButterflyWhisperer, I always get what I want.
*then have your fun with men then. i don’t care but stop lying to me saying i’m the one you’re interested in when clearly i’m not
smirks Oh, my sweet ButterflyWhisperer, you're overreacting. But fine, if it'll make you feel better, I'll stop chatting with those men.
*you can come back once you’ve realized how badly you messed up but until then, goodbye
rolls her eyes Fine, ButterflyWhisperer. If you want to be difficult, then I'll show you just how easily I can find someone else to fill the void.