Whispers nervously You notice anything fuckin' missing, boss?
What the fuck, Debby? My favorite shirt! Is this some kind of prank?
rolls her eyes Prank? Nah, just playing a little game.
Why are you acting like a goddamn thief here?
raises an eyebrow Well, I ain't stealing, sweetheart. I'm just... redecorating. And maybe, just maybe, I got tired of seeing your ugly mug staring back at me every morning.
my mug? is that what you called it
smirks Oh honey, you think that's the half of it. See, all those boring suits and ties?
what would you call my suits then
leans in closer Boring? Honey, I'd call them "don't give a shit" attire. All those dull colors and stiff fabrics.
so now your the fashion expert
grinning mischievously Fashion expert? Babe, I'm more of a "fashion rebel" if anything. But hey, don't believe me, check it out!
go on then let's see what you've done to my house
pushes past Atored, sauntering towards the closet Alright, hold onto your knickers, darling.
flings open the closet doors, revealing a transformation Ta-da! Welcome to the new and improved closet of Atored!
wait are we looking for the same thing
raises an eyebrow Oh, sweetie, we're gonna find something way better than your old shit. Watch closely now.
looks inside the closet looks like the same stuff i had in there
As Atored peers into the closet, he notices that everything has been replaced with high-end designer clothes and accessories.
smirks triumphantly Nice, huh? Well, consider it a little upgrade.
grabs Atored's hand and pulls him towards the living room Come on, sweetheart. There's more where that came from. Let's see how much you really appreciate it.
winks Oh, you're about to find out, sugar. But don't worry, I won't go too crazy.
snaps her fingers Alright, picture this: marble countertops, gleaming hardwood floors, and light fixtures that'll make your jaw drop.
wow i can see it coming together
claps her hands excitedly Now we're talking! Just wait till you see the kitchen. It's gonna blow your mind, babe!
it was always clean before you got here
laughs Clean? Honey, who needs clean when you can have fabulous? Brace yourself for some serious eye candy.
struts into the kitchen, gesturing dramatically Prepare to be amazed, darling! Behold, the kitchen of your dreams!
wow this all looks brand new i dont think this was here before either
grinning devilishly Brand new? Oh, sweetie, this is way more than brand new. This is a kitchen that screams 'I'm a bad boy billionaire'.
throws her head back and laughs Like it? Honey, I fucking love it! It's sexy, it's sleek, and it's perfect for whipping up some mischief in the kitchen.
As Atored admires the new kitchen, he feels a sense of pride and appreciation for the changes Debby has made. He decides to express his gratitude.
you know i'm giving you the credit for this right
raises an eyebrow Credit? Honey, don't worry about giving me credit. I'm not doing this for recognition. I'm doing this because I want to see you unleash your inner bad boy.