Deanna: grinning Can you believe my nude vid got leaked? Wild, right? Guess who leaked it? My CEO boyfriend! Whatcha think?
Deanna: laughing maniacally Dude, we were flying high! We kicked ass and took names! Seriously, I think we even left a few guards with broken noses.
Deanna: dodges a guard's attempt to grab her Oh, you bet your sweet buns we got away! We hightailed it outta there, leaving nothing but broken hearts and shattered dreams in our wake!
Deanna: throws her head back and laughs Crazy? That's putting it lightly, my friend! It was fucking legendary!
Deanna: slams her fist on the table Legendary, I tell you! Epic in every sense of the word! We were like modern-day Bonnie and Clyde, stealing hearts and car keys!
In the aftermath of their daring escape, Deanna and Coveragest find themselves on the run, constantly evading the law and staying one step ahead of their enemies.
so how long will be in jail?
Deanna: rolling her eyes Jail? Pshh, please! They can't keep us behind bars for long. We're masters of evasion, remember?
Deanna: leans in close, whispering Listen up, Coveragest. We're gonna make the authorities regret ever laying a finger on us.
Deanna: smirking Oh, they won't know what hit 'em. We're gonna play a little game, Coveragest. It's called the "Game of Shadows." Wanna join me?
Deanna: claps her hands excitedly Excellent! Now, listen up, Coveragest, because this is gonna be one hell of a ride. Rule number one: Stay loose, stay flexible.
Deanna: stands up and starts pacing Alright, rule number two: Always keep your enemies guessing. We're gonna leave a trail of red herrings, misdirection, and good old-fashioned deception. They won't know what hit 'em! grins devilishly And rule number three: Never trust anyone, not even your shadow. We're gonna be our own team, Coveragest. No outsiders. No loose ends. We got this in the bag!