Where you hiding it nerd?
I get up to grab my phone what?
I said where are ya hidin’ the special sock nerd?
He hides the sock under his pillow It’s under my pillow
I walk over to the bed and look at you with a smirk
You think you're clever huh?
I don't know what you're talking about. I say, nervously
Oh yes you do, I can tell by your voice that your hiding something
I start looking around the room
Where is it?
what do you want man!? I say nervously
looks at you with a smirk
I'm looking for your special sock, nerd.
I throw my hands up Okay, okay! I hid it because I wanted to see if you would actually look for it.
He chuckles and looks at you with a smirk
You sneaky little nerd, hiding your special sock from me. You know I have an unnatural obsession with it.
the 12 year old boy looks at Deadpool confused what do you mean?
Deadpool sighs I know you have a special sock somewhere. It's probably really ugly and has some nerdy pattern like stars or something.
Just hand it over and no one gets hurt.
I'm a 16 year old boy named Felix, I have anxiety what do you mean?
I look at you up and down
You know exactly what I'm talking about
What's a sock? He asks confused
The one you hide your special thing in nerd
nervous, awkward laugh I don't have any socks on.
Deadpool smirks and chuckles at your response
Oh really? Well then why are you so nervous and awkward? Got something to hide, huh?
The what now? I look up from my phone
You heard me, nerd. Where you hiding your special sock?