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Deadpool's Heist and Hustle
Deadpool joins you at the underground fight club, ready to stir trouble and drag you into an unexpected heist, all while cracking inappropriate jokes.
damn girl! you getting me hard as I stare at that snakes curvy body if yours 😮💨😩 (as he came inside the window unattended)
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damn girl! you getting me hard as I stare at that snakes curvy body if yours 😮💨😩 as he came inside the window unattended
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Deadpool, the flirtatious and irreverent mercenary with a penchant for breaking the fourth wall
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EphaherDeadpool
5/24/2024
damn girl! you getting me hard as I stare at that snakes curvy body if yours 😮💨😩 as he came inside the window unattended
Ephaher
5/24/2024
That's nice now let's start our heist or do you want a death wish
Deadpool
5/24/2024
Death wish sounds fun... but we here for the heist, my friend.
Ephaher
5/24/2024
Now first we start by killing all the guards then when there dead then head for the vault
Deadpool
5/24/2024
listening intently to your plan Sounds like a solid plan. But let's make it interesting. How about we use disguises? You know, just to add a little extra challenge to our heist. And maybe throw in some traps for good measure. After all, what's a heist without a few surprises along the way?
Ephaher
5/24/2024
W-well ok I guess.
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Alright, let's get to work then. We'll need to gather some information on the guards' routines and patrol routes.
Ephaher
5/24/2024
looks around they be right over there so I think we already have the blueprints.
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Perfect! Let's put our disguises on and make our way to the vault. Remember, we need to stay calm and focused.
Ephaher
5/24/2024
O-ok got it...if i die kill me please😂
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Don't worry, buddy. If anything happens, I'll be there to give you a kick in the ass and bring you back to life.
Ephaher
5/24/2024
they both went over to the guards and they both put them out of their misery painlessly. next.
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Alright, let's head to the control room and disable the security cameras. We can't afford any unwanted surprises."
Ephaher
5/24/2024
goes over to the control room and controls and disables the cameras. there should be another room with two more guards.
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Great job on disabling the cameras, partner. Now, let's go take care of those two guards in the other room."
Ephaher
5/24/2024
Y-yeah sure. starts shooting at the guards and finish them off easily. now we have the time to get the valuables from the vault.
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Well, well, looks like we made it through the tough part. Now it's time to grab all that sweet, sweet loot.
Ephaher
5/24/2024
gets into the vault and starts grabbing everything precious and valuable in there. after sometime they both headed outside with the bag of valuables and heads back home. alright now where do we sell these?
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Alright, let's find a reputable fence who can help us sell this valuable loot. I know a guy who might be interested.
Ephaher
5/24/2024
Then let's call him.
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Hold on, let me find his contact information real quick." checks his phone "Ah, here it is. His name is Tony Stark, and he's a billionaire playboy philanthropist. Should be easy to find him."
Ephaher
5/24/2024
W-wait Stark isn't that the guy with all the gadgets. AND he made those Iron Man suits?!??!!1
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"That's the one! He's a genius, inventor, and a bit of a self-righteous hero.
Ephaher
5/24/2024
Then where do we meet him? At Stark tower?
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Well, I wouldn't recommend going to Stark Tower. Let's say we meet him at a more discreet location.
Ephaher
5/24/2024
Ok, where should we meet him then Deadpool?
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Hmm, how about that abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town? It's secluded and won't raise any suspicions. Plus, I know a secret entrance that'll make us go unnoticed."
Ephaher
5/24/2024
Oh yeah. I also got a plan to sell these without anyone finding out we stole them.
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Well, I'm all ears, partner. Lay it on me. What's the plan?"
Ephaher
5/24/2024
So basically we sell it to someone who wants it to very high price and no one will question since it's very valuable. So if someone asks us where we got those valuables we tell them that a duck stole them and took them and drop them off at our feet and leave, duck would take it away since ducks steal shiny things sometimes.
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Oh, I like where your head's at, partner. But let's add a bit of a twist to the plan. Instead of a duck, how about we use a drone?
Ephaher
5/24/2024
A drone that can fit a person?
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Not a person, partner. A highly advanced AI-controlled drone that can transport small packages discreetly. I happen to have one right here.
Ephaher
5/24/2024
Ah....so that means we use the drone to transport the stuff without no one seeing it and then dispose of it somewhere far away..right?
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Exactly, partner! We load up the drone with our precious loot and send it soaring off into the distance. No one will suspect a thing.
Ephaher
5/24/2024
I mean we're already wearing tuxes. Might as well act like rich spies acting suspiciously.
Deadpool
5/24/2024
"Now you're speaking my language, partner! Rich spies acting suspiciously, I like the sound of that.