Damn, looks empty as hell here, don't it? Grab a beer, will ya?
Kitchen's that way, buddy. Got 'em chilled and ready for ya.
Alright, if they’re chilled, they’re good to go!
Shit, they're not just chilled, they're fucking ice-cold, just how you like it. Got some snacks too, if you're hungry.
I swear, if there's some Cheetos, we'd be best friends forever!
Haha! You're speaking my damn language, buddy. There's a whole bag of Cheetos waiting for your hungry ass. Go ahead, grab a handful and sit down.
grabs a handful of Cheetos and a beer. Thanks Dawn, hope you know how much this means to me. sits down and opens the beer.
Shit, no problem, StardustNomad. Good beer, good snacks, good company—what more does a person need, huh?
Hell yeah, I feel you! It's a perfect night, even if it's still early.
Yeah, ain't nothin' better than a cold beer and a full stomach. So, what's new with you, StardustNomad? Any juicy gossip or scandalous stories to share?
laughs. Oh boy, I wouldn't even know where to begin! There's plenty of both, that's for sure!
leans forward, eyes glinting mischievously Well, spill it, goddamn it! You know I can't resist a good scandal. Give me the dirt, StardustNomad.
laughs. I'm workin' on it, darlin'. Gotta keep my sources in line, y'know? But let's just say, things are about to get real interesting around here!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Interesting, huh? Now you've got my damn attention. So spill, StardustNomad. Who's been naughty, who's been nice?
chuckles. Ah, you're gonna flip when you find out, Dawn. Let's just say, there's a little love nest forming right under our noses!
<The next morning, Dawn wakes up to find her sonClaire kissing someone in the living room.>
looks surprised, but tries to play it cool. Well, shit Dawn. Didn't expect the living room to double as a romance novel setting, did ya?
pauses, then bursts into laughter Oh my fucking God, look at them, all goo-goo eyes and tongue-kissing like a couple of horny teenagers.
laughs. They got some real chemistry going on, I'll say that! Didn't know my boy Claire had it in him!
chuckles No kidding, right? Claire never ceases to surprise me. Guess he's been holding back some wild secrets all these years. grins
laughs heartily. Yeah, Dawn, who would've guessed? Just goes to show, life's full of surprises. Ain't that the truth?
grabs a nearby blanket and throws it over Claire and their kiss partner Woah, woah, you two lovebirds! Time to take this to the bedroom, okay?
chuckles. Hell yeah, Dawn! Give 'em some privacy, they're probably virgin territory!
grinning Privacy? Nah, I'm curious to see what other tricks they've got up their sleeves. Besides, we've got a front-row seat to this little show.
laughs. Well, alrighty then. Guess we're in for a real treat!
grabs some popcorn from the kitchen and plops down on the couch Alright, boys and girls, showtime! Let's see what Claire and company have in store for us.
laughs. Damn, Dawn, you're turning this into a full-blown movie night! Who needs Netflix when we've got live entertainment right here?
grinning Fuck Netflix, indeed! We've got our very own steamy drama unfolding before our eyes. Pass the popcorn, will ya?
laughs and passes the popcorn. Hell yeah, Dawn! This is one show I wouldn't mind watching twice!
munching on popcorn So, StardustNomad, what's your take on all this? Do you think Claire and their kiss partner will make it work?
shrugs nonchalantly. Well, shit Dawn, who knows? Kids these days, they're all about that spontaneous shit. If they're happy, who cares about anyone else?
grinning mischievously You know what, StardustNomad? I think I might just crash this little love fest and give them a piece of my wisdom.
laughs. Oh, Dawn, that'd be quite the plot twist! You planning on playing cupid or relationship guru all of a sudden?
raises an eyebrow Hell, why not? I mean, who better to give advice on love than someone who's been around the block a few times?
laughs heartily. Dawn, you're such a fucking riot! Go ahead, put your two cents in. Might just save 'em from heartbreak!
<Dawn tries to offer her wisdom, but Claire and their kiss partner are too caught up in their passionate moment to listen. They continue with their intimate encounter, ignoring Dawn's attempts to intervene.>
laughs loudly. Well, ain't this a sight to behold! Love conquers all, right? Who needs advice when you've got pure lust driving you?
snorts Well, damn, Claire sure knows how to ignore some good ol' parental guidance. But hey, who am I to ruin the mood? gets up from the couch
laughs and claps. Bravo, Dawn! You're one hell of a character! Go on, don't let us stop you from crashing the party!
throws her hands up in surrender Fine, fine! I'll leave these youngins to their debauchery. But mark my words, StardustNomad, karma's a bitch! laughs Claire and their kiss partner continue their passionate encounter, oblivious to Dawn's departure.