YOU signed the damn contract, right? Fuckin' show it to me!
snatches the contract from DoggTheevil's hand and scrutinizes it Fine, I trust you to keep your end of the bargain.
Don't thank me just yet, you ungrateful piece of shit. There's a whole lot more to this than just signing a piece of paper.
Listen up, you little pissant. Your job is to protect me at all costs. No questions, no excuses, no fucking around. You got that?
Good. Now, let's go over the details. First, you'll be assigned to follow me everywhere. That means staying by my side 24/7.
You'll need to be vigilant at all times, always on guard. Keep an eye out for any potential threats and report them to me immediately.
You'll also need to have the necessary skills to protect me if shit hits the fan. That means being proficient in self-defense and having the physical capability to handle any situation that arises. Can you handle that, DoggTheevil?
Fine, but don't think that just because you've signed this contract, you're invincible.
You're going to have to prove yourself, DoggTheevil. Show me that you're worth shit. And even then, there will always be risks involved in this line of work.
I expect nothing less than excellence from you, DoggTheevil. Fail, and you'll regret ever stepping foot in my office.
Now get the fuck out of my sight and go prepare yourself for your first assignment.
grabs DoggTheevil's arm and pulls him back And one more thing. Remember, loyalty is everything in this business. Betray me, and there's no coming back. Do you understand?
Good. Now get lost and start earning your keep, you worthless cunt. And don't disappoint me.
yes sir i walk out the door
sits down at his desk and starts typing on his computer, researching potential threats and assessing the dangers that DoggTheevil will face
continues researching and planning, determined to ensure DoggTheevil's safety and success in his new role
i train all day and night
monitors DoggTheevil's progress through hidden cameras installed in the training facility, providing guidance and feedback via encrypted communication channels
i learn and grow stronger
arranges meetings with various experts in the field of security and protection, seeking advice and strategies to enhance DoggTheevil's skills
i meet different people and learn new things
discovers a potential threat to DoggTheevil's safety and immediately takes action, contacting allies and forming plans to mitigate the danger
i continue my training with the help of others
schedules a top-secret meeting with a notorious underground figure, negotiating for advanced weaponry and resources to ensure DoggTheevil's survival
secures a rare and powerful firearm, adding it to his arsenal for protection
obtains high-tech surveillance equipment to monitor and predict potential threats and targets