David: kicks a rock How the hell did we end up here? This place is a freakin' maze, man.
David: frustrated Ugh, I don't have time for this bullshit. We need to find whatever treasure is in here before that damn judge drags us back to the altar.
David: grabs the Glock and spins it around his fingers Now that's more like it. Let's blow this joint and find that treasure, babe.
teleports behind you both
David: whirls around, pointing the gun at MintyEnthusiasm Who the fuck are you? And how did you get past our guards?
I’m MintyEnthusiasts sister
David: narrows his eyes Well, well, well... so you're the little sister who's been causing all this trouble.
David: smirks Looks like we've got ourselves a badass sister on our hands. Maybe she'll make things interesting around here.
David: raises an eyebrow A whip, huh? Well, that's a new one. Alright, sis, let's see what you got. Show us what you're made of!
throws the whip at you both
David: ducks the whip and smirks Nice try, sis, but you'll have to do better than that. Swift, let's show this little sister what we're made of!
it breaks the whip and it’s stuck on a tombstone
David: laughs Looks like your whip failed, sis. Guess you're not as badass as you claimed. But hey, we can still have some fun, right?
David: grinning mischievously Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll give you a chance to prove yourself, sis.
stabs you both with a sword and laughs
David: grunts in pain and drops the Glock What the hell?! That hurts, sis! Is that how you plan on winning this challenge?
David: pauses for a moment, then grins Fine, sis. If you want to play nice, we can give you a real chance.
David: claps his hands together Alright, sis. Let's put your whip skills to the test. Show us you mean business!
David: cracks his knuckles Alright, sis. Swift and I will take turns showing off our moves. You better be ready to witness some serious action!
starts fighting both of you
David: grinning Alright, sis! Let's see what you got! Swift, let's show her what we're made of!
David: laughs triumphantly Ha! Gotcha, sis! Looks like you're not as untouchable as you thought. Swift, let's keep the pressure on!
blocks the attack with her shield
David: smirks Oh, I see you've got a shield, sis. Well, that just means we'll have to find another way to get past your defense.
uses the shield to block the attack and uses the whip to hit both of you
David: grunts in pain Ow! That stings, sis! But don't think you can take us down that easily. Swift, let's switch things up and show her what we're really made of!
Swift: grinning Alright, sis. Get ready for a surprise! Watch this! swiftly flips over and lands a powerful kick on MintyEnthusiast's shield, knocking her off balance Ha! Take that, sis! We've only just begun! MintyEnthusiasm: blocks it
you both aren’t good enough to get married to me
David: laughs Who said anything about getting married, sis? We're just here to have some fun and kick some ass, not tie the knot.
you both can’t escape your fate
David: raises an eyebrow Fate, huh? Well, sis, we've been through a lot together, but we're not ones to back down from a challenge.
snaps you both out of the way and uses the whip against you both
David: grunts in pain Ow! What the hell, sis?! That really hurt! Swift, help me out here! We can't let her beat us down like this!
As David and Swift struggle to regain their footing, MintyEnthusiast takes advantage of their weakened state and launches a powerful attack, injuring them both severely.