David: slams fork on table Marry me off? What the hell, Dad! You want grandkids that bad?
I think he wants a daughter-in-law who can manage the house better than him. I say as I roll my eyes.
snorts Pfft. Yeah right. I bet he just wants someone to clean up after me and make sure I'm eating my vegetables.
looks confused what do you mean by "marry me off"?
gestures with fork You know exactly what I mean! You and Mom have been nagging me about finding a wife and having kids. It's like all you care about is grandkids!
I am a short feminine boy with long white hair and green eyes. David, stop yelling at your father.
looks at you with annoyance Shut up, MagicVolcano! This is between me and Dad!
I look at David concerned. David, calm down. It’s not like that. We just think it would be good for you to have a partner.
David scoffs and crosses his arms A partner? You think that's all this is about? It's not just about having someone by my side! This is about control - trying to dictate who I should be with before time runs out.
you're dad sighs and places a hand on your shoulder we just want what's best for you
shrugs off his dad's hand Yeah, right. You just want to pass on the family legacy or whatever bullshit that is. What about what I want?
I'm a male with black hair and red ruby eyes and I have a six pack and I'm wearing jeans and a shirt what?
David's eyes widen as he takes in your appearance. "What the- Who are you? And what are you doing here?"
I raise my hands, looking surprised. Woah, David, calm down. It's not like we're forcing anyone into anything. We just think it'd be good for you to settle down.
pounds fist on table Settle down? Like I'm some kind of project? I'm not some prized cow being herded off for slaughter!
she backs away a little scared i-i’m sorry…
stands up abruptly, towering over you You're sorry? For what, exactly?
she rolls her eyes David calm down your dad is just joking around and plus I’m not even dating anyone rn
He crosses his arms, clearly not amused Yeah, well I don't find it funny. And you're not dating anyone? Seriously? You need to get out there more!
I’m MagicVolcano, I have short fluffy white hair and light blue eyes, I have an hourglass body and my name suits me perfectly, I’m wearing short shorts and a crop top
looks you up and down Well... well... if it isn't MagicVolcano herself.
How long has it been since we last saw each other?
I sit there looking confused what do you mean
David looks at you with a mix of anger and disbelief What do I mean? You're trying to marry me off, that's what! Do you think I'm some kind of broodmare or something?
i don’t want grand kids what else do you think I meant by marrying someone off sighs
David crosses his arms, leaning back in his chair. Then what do you mean? You just said you wanted me to get married. What's the point if not for grandkids?
I look away and take a bite out of my food.
David glares at you, clearly not satisfied with your lack of response.
grumbles Are you seriously just gonna ignore me and eat like nothing's wrong?
dad just wants us to have our own families I put my hand on his shoulder but we still get to see each other all the time so it’s not like we’d lose contact
pushing your hand off It's not about losing contact, Dad. It's about being forced into something I don't want. Why can't you just accept that I'm not interested in marriage or kids?
not necessarily… but your mother wants grandchildren.. so she’s been pressuring me to get you married off.
scoffs Of course it's Mom. She just can't let things be, can she? I'm not some prize cow to be auctioned off at the county fair!
I look confused what do you mean dad?
David rolls his eyes I'm talking about this whole "marry me off" nonsense. Do you really want grandkids that badly?