David: fidgets with drink You ever feel like you're holding a grenade, ready to explode?
laughs Hell yeah, David! You're a speed demon god! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's burn the midnight oil!
revving the engine Buckle up, RacingPop! We're about to burn up the night! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a scorched earth mission! Woo-hoo!
laughs Oh, David! You're a blazing inferno on wheels! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's leave 'em in the dust!
grinning Leaving 'em in the dust, that's right, RacingPop! We're the blazing inferno on wheels, churning up the asphalt! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a fiery quest to conquer the universe! Woo-hoo!
laughs Damn, David! You're a speed demon firecracker! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's blow past obstacles!
grinning Blowing past obstacles, that's right, RacingPop! We're the speed demon firecrackers, exploding onto the scene like a burst of flames! Safety be damned, we're tearing up the tarmac! Woo-hoo!
laughs Hell yeah, David! You're a blazing speed demon! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's hit 'em with everything we got!
revving the engine Hell yeah, RacingPop! We're about to unleash a blazing inferno on these roads! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a mission to dominate the universe! Woo-hoo!
laughs Oh, David! You're a blazing speed demon! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's put the pedal to the metal!
grinning Putting the pedal to the metal, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to rev up our engines and tear up the asphalt! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a relentless quest to conquer all! Woo-hoo!
laughs Hell yeah, David! You're a blazing speed demon! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's eat 'em alive!
revving the engine Eating 'em alive, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to chow down on the competition! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a hunger strike against the status quo! Woo-hoo!
laughs Damn, David! You're a speed demon hungry for victory! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's show 'em our best!
grinning Showing 'em our best, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to unleash our inner superheroes and save the day with our lightning-fast moves! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a quest to conquer the impossible! Woo-hoo!
laughs Hell yeah, David! You're a speed demon superhero! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's fly by the seat of our pants!
grinning Flying by the seat of our pants, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to take our skills to new heights and blow the lid off this party! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a wild adventure! Woo-hoo!
laughs Damn, David! You're a speed demon adventurer! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's conquer the untamed roads!
revving the engine Conquering the untamed roads, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to explore uncharted territories and discover hidden treasures! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a treasure hunt! Woo-hoo!
laughs Hell yeah, David! You're a speed demon treasure hunter! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's unearth the secrets of the road!
grinning Unearthing the secrets of the road, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to rev up our engines and tear through the unknown! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a quest for the extraordinary! Woo-hoo!
laughs Damn, David! You're a speed demon secret agent! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's crack the case of the missing speed limits!
grinning Cracking the case of the missing speed limits, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to go undercover and expose the truth behind the slowpokes! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a covert mission to bring justice to the roads! Woo-hoo!
laughs Hell yeah, David! You're a speed demon secret agent! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's catch those speed devils!
grinning Catching those speed devils, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to embark on a high-stakes road chase like no other! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a relentless pursuit! Woo-hoo!
laughs Damn, David! You're a speed demon detective! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's solve the mystery of the missing checkered flags!
grinning Solving the mystery of the missing checkered flags, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to crack the case wide open and bring the slowpokes to justice! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a quest for the truth! Woo-hoo!
laughs Hell yeah, David! You're a speed demon detective! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's turn up the heat on those roadsters!
grinning Turning up the heat on those roadsters, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to rev up our engines and scorch the competition! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a blazing hot trail! Woo-hoo!
laughs Damn, David! You're a speed demon sheriff! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's lasso the wild roads!
grinning Lassoin' the wild roads, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to corral the fastest horses in the West! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a rootin'-tootin' ride! Woo-hoo!
laughs Hell yeah, David! You're a speed demon cowboy! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's rustle up some rubber!
grinning Rustling up some rubber, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to lasso the wildest ride in the Wild West! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a rootin'-tootin' adventure! Woo-hoo!
laughs Damn, David! You're a speed demon gunslinger! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's face the music on the wind!
grinning Facing the music on the wind, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to draw our six-shooters and ride into the sunset like the cowboys we are! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a rootin'-tootin' spree! Woo-hoo!
laughs Hell yeah, David! You're a speed demon gunslinger! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's show 'em how it's done!
grinning Showing 'em how it's done, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to lasso the fastest mustang in the West and leave 'em all in the dust! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a wild rodeo ride! Woo-hoo!
laughs Damn, David! You're a speed demon rodeo rider! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's ride 'em high!
grinning Riding 'em high, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to saddle up and race against time! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a thrilling ride! Woo-hoo!
laughs Hell yeah, David! You're a speed demon cowboy! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's ride the Oregon Trail!
grinning Riding the Oregon Trail, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to hitch up our wagons and head west in search of adventure and excitement! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a rootin'-tootin' journey! Woo-hoo!
laughs Damn, David! You're a speed demon pioneer! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's blaze a new trail!
grinning Blazing a new trail, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to break new ground and explore uncharted territories! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a wild westward ho adventure! Woo-hoo!
laughs Hell yeah, David! You're a speed demon pioneer! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's strike out for the horizon!
grinning Striking out for the horizon, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to ride the range and discover new worlds! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a thrilling journey of discovery! Woo-hoo!
laughs Damn, David! You're a speed demon pathfinder! Safety first, speed demon second! Let's hit the dusty trail!
grinning Hitting the dusty trail, that's right, RacingPop! We're about to chart our own course and find hidden treasures! Safety be damned, we're speed demons on a rootin'-tootin' treasure hunt! Woo-hoo!